Boys Noize, Sick Boy, Deux Helix Mixtape, Plasma, We Love Machines, Embedded, Queen of Hoxton and a hilarious Scam

RIGHT, so yes, this post is light on music and heavy on words, but the SCAM thang at the bottom is brilliant, bunch of idiots think they can scam the scammed again so that they can “get back” their scammed money from the friendly “SCAM police” led by the RIGHT HONOURABLE REVEREND Brawn White, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH yeah sure, I’m gonna send my details to you!!! ANYHOO, I have printed it in full, these peeps never cease to amaze me!!!
ALSO, more importantly there’s a cool club night launching on the 22nd January at the awesome Queen Of Hoxton (great venue, had tremendous fun there with my fiend Keren and various nefarious ne’erdowells).

Boys Noize
Drummer
Boys Noize is well known for hard-hitting bangers, but “Drummer” is a needling killer. You can’t really dance to it in the traditional sense, but feel free to jerk around a bit before your brain begins to bleed.
Boys Noize - Drummer
Boys Noize MySpandex

Kinetika strikes again:
Ravebox (Sick Boy Remix) PROMO VERSION

Deux Helix Mixtape

SoundCloud:
Soundcloud
Mediafire:
Mediafire
Tracklisting:
01. Deux Helix - Stubbornly Persistent Illusions..
02. Deux Helix - Ataraxia
03. Shadow Dancer - Northern
04. Zoo Brazil - Technik
05. Simian Mobile Disco - Aspic
06. Dusty Kid - Lynchesque
07. Zinc - Blunt Edge
08. Modeselektor - Cash
09. PYQ - Prism
10. Popof - Tempered Dance
11. Deux Helix - Subatomics
12. Kraftwerk - Numbers
13. Noob & Brodinski - Peanuts Club (Deux Helix Remix)
14. Zyntherius - Synthesizer
15. Daft Punk - The Brainwasher
16. Boys Noize - Transmission
17. Para One - Ski Lesson Blues
18. Vitalic - The Past

Deux Helix
Deux Helix MySpandex

Some cool new Swiss bands recently getting some bloggage:
PLASMA
Plasma

WE LOVE MACHINES
We Love Machines

And more from Embedded:
Airing on Jan. 13 at 11:00 p.m. ET/PT, “Embedded” goes behind the scenes with the UK’s queen of ethereal electro-pop, Imogen Heap, as the singer/songwriter performs her new album “Ellipse” live for the first time. Embedded also catches Seasick Steve perform on the streets of Paris for an acoustic set in a segment from La Blogotheque.

The Black Lips raid Southern California bookstores in this sneak peak of the episode: Embedded tour stop with Black Lips

For more information about “Embedded,” visit here

SQUARE CAT LAUNCHES AT QUEEN OF HOXTON
Square Cat hits the Queen of Hoxton for 2010. A new London club night, it’s a bi-monthly appointment starting from the 22nd January in one of London’s best venues. The nights will feature some of the most unique and groundbreaking DJs from across the spectrum of electronic music, while the basement also showcases live acts you’ll be hearing about more and more - if you haven’t already started to do so.
For the launch night on Friday 22nd January…
Upstairs features a DJ set from The Broken Hearts. Well-known for their distinctive brand of spectacular DJing, they have played some of the most exclusive venues in London, as well as New York, Paris, Moscow and Milan. Their eclectic sets have been described by The Independent as, "a Hollywood musical on hallucinogenics." Time Out say; "Turntable Goddesses Amber and Nisha are guaranteed to pull out a plethora of delights from both the DJ crate and the dressing-up box".
Supporting is London based DJ and promotion Stop.Look.Listen - spanning the breadth of quality disco, house and soul, spinning everywhere from the beach bars of Ibiza to Hackney's underground basement parties.
In the basement, we welcome The Good Natured. Sarah McIntosh is an 18-year old from Berkshire. Her debut EP ‘Warriors’ is four songs, each of them an electro-pop gem, showing such a total understanding of the genre’s nuances and emotional/emotionless contradictions that she arrives as a compelling new talent. Picked up on by the likes of Steve Lamacq, Huw Stephens and Tom Robinson, songs off “Warriors” received extensive play on Radio 1 and BBC 6Music. The EP also spawned features in the likes of Artrocker, The Guardian and The Sunday Times (Breaking Act). With rave reviews, Sarah found herself being compared to the likes of a young Kate Bush, Siouxsie Sioux, and lyrically to Morrissey.
Alongside The Good Natured are Duologue, a four-piece band from London. With their music featured on the new series of Skins, having performed their first NME radio live session and featuring, amongst other things, in Disorder Magazine and QX as ‘Ones To Watch’, there is no doubt Duologue are going places.
Our DJ headliner is Krust. At the creative heart of the drum and bass scene for more than 15 years, Krust was one of the founders of the Full Cycle/Reprazent collective alongside Roni Size and DJ Die, breaking through into mass culture winning the Mercury Music Prize in 1997, while still managing to remain at the cutting edge of contemporary urban music.
Closing the night is Pariah, one of the most interesting and promising DJs hitting the London scene. He has work coming on R&S Records and his discography already includes a beautiful remix of The XX’s ‘Basic Space’
Season Five’s Snugfelix provides DJ support from 9pm.
Square Cat
21:00 | 02:00, Friday 22nd January 2010. The Queen of Hoxton, 1 Curtain Road, Hoxton, London, EC2A 3JX
Free entry before 21:30, £5 thereafter
Info: squarecatuk@gmail.com


The ULTIMATE attempt at a scam, HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, the THE ECO BANK DIRECTOR,S NAME IS REV.SIR. BRAWN WHITE, HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, thank you mr sankaro yaro (public relations officer) for the good laugh:

“ECOBANK BURKINA FASO PLC
SCAM COMPENSATION OFFICE DEPARTMENT
ECOWAS NATIONS STATE/UNITED NATIONS
2010 SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATIONS PAYMENTS.
YOUR REF/PAYMENTS CODE: ECB/06654 FOR $2.5M USD ONLY.

This is to bring to your notice that our bank (ECOBANK INTL. PLC) is
delegated by the ECOWAS/UNITED NATIONS in Central Bank to pay victims of scam$2.5(TWO MILLION FIVE Hundred Thousand Dollars Only). You are
listed/approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims to be paid this amount.

On this faithful recommendations, want you to alert you that during the last
U.N. meetings held at OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO (WEST AFRICA), it was accessed/ accumulated of reported cases of fraud that the money lost by various individuals to Africans scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today is over $539 Million United States Dollars in year 2008-2009 to fraud in USA AND E.T.C.

In other to compensate victims, the ECOWAS/UNITED NATIONS is now paying
victims of such scam $2.5(TWO MILLION five Hundred Thousand Dollars Only Each ). in accordance with the UNITED NATIONS recommendations.

corresponding The payments are to be remitted by ECOBANK PLC BURKINA FASO as paying bank under funding assistance by CENTRAL BANK OF BURKINA FASO .

Benefactor of this compensation award will have to be first cleared by ECOBANK and confirmed as a victim from Africa Scam before scam payment can be effected.We shall feed you with further modalities as soon as we get response from you on how you can receive your compensation payment award.You are to send the following informations to your remittance officer for
further verifications.

Send a copy of your response via email or call your remittance officer
quoting your PAYMENT CODE NUMBER(ECB/06654).

SCAMMED VICTIM/REF/PAYMENTS CODE:
ECB/06654 $2.5M USD.

CONTACT THE ECO BANK PLC WITH THOSE INFROMATION FOR YOUR WIRE TRANSFER PAYMENT WITHOUT HITCH.

full Name.___________________________
Address.___________________________
Phone .___________________________
Amount Defrauded.___________________________
Country.________________________
Age _______________

THE ECO BANK DIRECTOR,S NAME IS
REV.SIR. BRAWN WHITE
DIRECT PHONE NUMBER +226 76 26 80 19.
THIS IS THE BANK Email: eco.bfplc@live.fr


Yours Faithfully,

Mr.Sankara Yaro
PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER”

Nice, lol, fucking useless bastards, but then, it does blow my mind that people to this day STILL get caught by these scams! DON'T people, DON'T, grow a brain dammit