Cool, so, some cool stuff from Girlie Action, Julia Nunes and the lovely Amanda Palmer and her Ukelele (see, not only George Formby could do Ukelele stuff, young hot women in New York can too)as well as The Death Band, some cool Blues Psyche Rock musings for you:
Julia Nunes – I think you know
Julia Nunes Tour Dates
1/14: Los Angeles, CA @ The Echo, 7pm
1/15: San Francisco, CA @ Swedish American Hall, 7:30pm
1/16: Seattle, WA @ The Vera Project, 8pm
1/18: Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center, 7pm
1/19: Chicago, IL @ Schubas Tavern, 7pm
The Little Death - Why My Baby
The Little Death - Won't Ever Let You Down Again
The fantastic Rubix sent me this as well for all of you:
C-Code – Burning Up In Here (Rubix Remix) Mediafire Link
C-Code – Burning Up In Here (Rubix Remix) Soundcloud Link
Video:
NAPT did a cool mix for Aussie Radio Station Triple J (WAY cool by the way) which can be listened to here
Tracklisting:
1. Mica Paris "Take It Back", NAPT Remix (Wrapt Up CDR)
--> Major Lazer "Pon De Floor", Peo De Pitte Remix (CDR)
--> Count & Sinden "Mega" (Domino/Fool's Gold)
2. Baymont Bross ft MC GI "DNA" (CDR)
3. Plump DJ's "Electric Disco", D.Ramirez Remix (Fingerlickin' Records)
--> Plump DJ's "Electric Disco" (Fingerlickin' Records)
--> Drumattic Twins "Feelin' Kinda Strange" (Fingerlickin' Records)
4. Calverton vs Banga "Whoop", NAPT Remix (Destination?)
5. NAPT "Fortune", 12 Inch Dub Mix (Funkatech Records)
6. The Nextmen ft Andy Cato & Ms Dynamite "Lion's Den", Beat Assassins Remix (CDR)
7. Peo De Pitte/Plump DJ's/Jack Beats "What Cow Baby" (CDR)
8. NAPT "Time You Realised" (Funkatech Records)
9. Plaza De Funk & Miss Trouble "Push And Pull" (MOFO Records)
10. NAPT "N-Funk" (Funkatech Records)
11. L-Vis1990 "United Groove", MJ Cole Remix (Mad Decent)
12. NAPT "Narcotics" (Funkatech Records CDR)
13. John Daahlback "Pyramid", Baymont Bross Remix (CDR)
14. Sub Focus "Rock It" (RAM Records)
15. NAPT "Heart Of Stone" (Funkatech Records)
--> Nightwriters "Let the Music Use You" (Danceteria Records)
16. Traffic "Cut Your Teeth", Phonat Dub (Global Underground)
18. Beat Assassins "London Look" (MOFO Records)
19. Flore ft Shunda K & Flyy Git "Feel Me" (Botchit)
20. MJ Cole "Volcano Riddim" (Prolific Recordings)
21. Deekline & Wizard ft Yolanda "Angels", NAPT Remix (Against The Grain)
22. Baymont Bross "When The Bass Hits" (CDR)
23. Brookes Brothers "Tear You Down", NAPT edit (Breakbeat Kaos)
24. Beat Assassins "Put Em Up", NAPT Remix (MOFO Records)
25. Pyramid vs Specimen A "No Games" (Funkatech Records)
26. NAPT "F**k Critics" (Funkatech Records CDR)
27. Baymont Bross "Wine Up Ya Waist", NAPT Remix (MOFO Records)
28. NAPT ft Louise Marshall "Make MY Day" (Funkatech Records)
And the one thing from RCRD LBL:
The Bloody Beetroots - Awesome Feat The Cool Kids (Men In Scratch Remix)
Had an AWESOME weekend!!!
PS, on the 2nd January, my blog will be TWO YEARS OLD!!!!!
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Monday, December 21, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Riton & Primary 1, Crystal Method, UFO's, Dark Matter, Atlantis and a poor Greek player
Hey, its a short post, but there are some cool stories below I thought I'd share, and some new tracks courtesy of RCRD LBL, plus Crystal Method got nominated for a Grammy, coolness personified!!
There's also a Greek football player being pelted with a deluge of carrots, yes....carrots!!!
I suspect that the music is going to be a bit slow untill January again, so I will update as and when stuff gets sent to me.
I played a BLINDER of a set at Cellardoor last night, if you don't have the new Vitalic album yet, it is AWESOME, nice and dark. Flashmob is the name of the album!
I might be at Gin again tomorrow afternoon for the final saturday of the year there, depends on whether they want it or not! If I am there, it will be a special VINYL set!
Cape Town in a few days for a break, I need it so badly, this year has really battered me, thank (insert Deity of choice here) I have such amazing friends and family. My heart is battered and bruised but it still loves, very much, which is a good thing.
Lost city of Atlantis found??
Dark Matter Detected
UFO over the Kremlin
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
Kisses Over Babylon
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros are shaping up to be one wild pack—as if one moment amidst their fire would inspire us to finally run off into the desert with only a bindle on our back and a tambourine in our heart.
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Kisses Over Babylon
Edward Sharpe MySpandex Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros Web
Riton & Primary 1
Radiates (Riton Rerub)
You can’t party like “Radiates” wants you to when it’s snowing. It’s a summer thing. But you can stare out at all the cold people and feel incredibly smug that you've got your own window into the sun, Riton and Primary 1 rerubbing you warm.
Riton & Primary 1 - Radiates (Riton Rerub)
The Crystal Method has been nominated for a Grammy for their album check out this video of Come Back Clean:
There's also a Greek football player being pelted with a deluge of carrots, yes....carrots!!!
I suspect that the music is going to be a bit slow untill January again, so I will update as and when stuff gets sent to me.
I played a BLINDER of a set at Cellardoor last night, if you don't have the new Vitalic album yet, it is AWESOME, nice and dark. Flashmob is the name of the album!
I might be at Gin again tomorrow afternoon for the final saturday of the year there, depends on whether they want it or not! If I am there, it will be a special VINYL set!
Cape Town in a few days for a break, I need it so badly, this year has really battered me, thank (insert Deity of choice here) I have such amazing friends and family. My heart is battered and bruised but it still loves, very much, which is a good thing.
Lost city of Atlantis found??
Dark Matter Detected
UFO over the Kremlin
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
Kisses Over Babylon
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros are shaping up to be one wild pack—as if one moment amidst their fire would inspire us to finally run off into the desert with only a bindle on our back and a tambourine in our heart.
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Kisses Over Babylon
Edward Sharpe MySpandex Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros Web
Riton & Primary 1
Radiates (Riton Rerub)
You can’t party like “Radiates” wants you to when it’s snowing. It’s a summer thing. But you can stare out at all the cold people and feel incredibly smug that you've got your own window into the sun, Riton and Primary 1 rerubbing you warm.
Riton & Primary 1 - Radiates (Riton Rerub)
The Crystal Method has been nominated for a Grammy for their album check out this video of Come Back Clean:
Thursday, December 17, 2009
TRUMPDISCO, Air, The Soft Pack, Don Diablo, I'm Not A Band, Housewives, DV8, Miike Snow, Amanda Blank, Atlas Sound
Soooooo, now we are sprinting headlong towards 2010, I am SOOOOO glad to be seeing the end of 2009, I have been letting the music pile up so here is another monster post for all of you my pretties!! Thanks to everyone for your support. I hope you all have a magnificent break over the festive season whatever your belief system and that, it's a time for family and loved ones. Take care of everyone, I witnessed an ugly scene last night at a pub with an abusive steroid moron abusing his girlfriend and her friend, we helped as much as we could. It was ugly, fortunately it all ended okay, I just hope the girl has the good sense to boot the fucker into touch where he belongs, in the gutter amongst the dregs of society, prefferably being gang raped by small Pygmy illiterates with Barbwire for condoms!
Anyhoo, love has not treated me kindly....lets hope it does soon:
My FAVOURITE Melburnian electro stompers Trumpdisco sent me there new mix a few days ago, as always, its a brain melter:
Phoenix - 1901 (Trumpdisco vs Violate)
Trumpdisco MySpandex Violate MySpandex
Berliner and Leipziger Stephan and Jana sent me these gems for you all, thanks, AWESOME:
I'm Not A Band - This is it (intro for live sets
I'm Not A Band - Crazy
I'm Not A Band - Electrolin
I'm Not A Band - Trainthoughts
I'm Not A Band MySpandex
From Kinetika comes a NEW Housewives MIXTAPE
You can get their new EP Dirty Dancing Here on Beatport
Then from Sean at Gung-Ho Records comes a new mini-mix from Brazillian producer Viann:
Viann Mini-Mix
Tracklisting:
Keep your Nose (Original Mix) Viann
Borderline (Original Mix) Viann
Weakness (Original Club Mix) Viann
Quatro Uno Sei (The Junkies) Viann
Shock Out (Gung-Ho Recordings) TOM EQ
Woz Not Woz (Club Mix) Eric Prydz
Monday AN21 Max Vangeli Remix
Frenetic (Gung-Ho Recordings) Viann
Viann - Urban Sense EP on Beatport
DV8 sent me this lil package of blissfulness ofr you all, adore away:
dv8 Mixes Christmas Pressies for YOU from Tomb Crew, Doorly and MJ Cole
And before we head down to the usual RCRD LBL goodness and juiciness, cometh this way a new remix from the prolific producer Don Diablo:
LARRY TEE - LET'S MAKE NASTY (DON DIABLO REMIX)
[DIRECT] LARRY TEE - LET'S MAKE NASTY (DON DIABLO REMIX) (Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] LARRY TEE - LET'S MAKE NASTY (DON DIABLO REMIX)
Miike Snow
Animal (Mark Ronson Remix)
“Animal” always sounded warm weather appropriate, so this revision from Mark Ronson, with its coy organ taps and swelling horns, is taking that idea to its logical end. And what an insanely pleasant, dubby end that is. Don’t sleep on the falsetto riffing towards the end—truly enchanting stuff.
Miike Snow - Animal (Mark Ronson Remix)
Amanda Blank
DJ (Viking Remix)
Having already put his drive-time electro stamp on Amanda Blank’s “Shame On Me,” Virginia knob tweaker Viking returns to the fold for this version of her selector paean, “DJ,” cutting its unbridled club lust with incessant, snaky arpeggios.
Amanda Blank - DJ (Viking Remix)
Air
Do The Joy
While Air have never sounded tied down, “Do The Joy” is an especially weightless odyssey, floating spaceward on Hitchcockian synths and warped radio transmissions. They try tethering it to simple drums and piano, but this one just wants to get gone.
Air - Do The Joy
The Soft Pack
C’Mon
2010 holds the promise of a new, self-titled album from The Soft Pack and to whet your appetite, we’re sharing with you “C’Mon,” the record’s innervating, R.E.M.-ish opener.
The Soft Pack - C’Mon
The Soft Pack MySpandex
Atlas Sound
Shelia
Few solo side-projects are worth their weight in hype, but the obtuse, collage-y songs Deerhunter lynchpin Bradford Cox makes as Atlas Sound certainly are. His second album under the moniker, Logos, crests with this gorgeous strummer about making a deal with a friend to bury one another.
Atlas Sound - Shelia
Atlas Sound Blurg
Anyhoo, love has not treated me kindly....lets hope it does soon:
My FAVOURITE Melburnian electro stompers Trumpdisco sent me there new mix a few days ago, as always, its a brain melter:
Phoenix - 1901 (Trumpdisco vs Violate)
Trumpdisco MySpandex Violate MySpandex
Berliner and Leipziger Stephan and Jana sent me these gems for you all, thanks, AWESOME:
I'm Not A Band - This is it (intro for live sets
I'm Not A Band - Crazy
I'm Not A Band - Electrolin
I'm Not A Band - Trainthoughts
I'm Not A Band MySpandex
From Kinetika comes a NEW Housewives MIXTAPE
You can get their new EP Dirty Dancing Here on Beatport
Then from Sean at Gung-Ho Records comes a new mini-mix from Brazillian producer Viann:
Viann Mini-Mix
Tracklisting:
Keep your Nose (Original Mix) Viann
Borderline (Original Mix) Viann
Weakness (Original Club Mix) Viann
Quatro Uno Sei (The Junkies) Viann
Shock Out (Gung-Ho Recordings) TOM EQ
Woz Not Woz (Club Mix) Eric Prydz
Monday AN21 Max Vangeli Remix
Frenetic (Gung-Ho Recordings) Viann
Viann - Urban Sense EP on Beatport
DV8 sent me this lil package of blissfulness ofr you all, adore away:
dv8 Mixes Christmas Pressies for YOU from Tomb Crew, Doorly and MJ Cole
And before we head down to the usual RCRD LBL goodness and juiciness, cometh this way a new remix from the prolific producer Don Diablo:
LARRY TEE - LET'S MAKE NASTY (DON DIABLO REMIX)
[DIRECT] LARRY TEE - LET'S MAKE NASTY (DON DIABLO REMIX) (Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] LARRY TEE - LET'S MAKE NASTY (DON DIABLO REMIX)
Miike Snow
Animal (Mark Ronson Remix)
“Animal” always sounded warm weather appropriate, so this revision from Mark Ronson, with its coy organ taps and swelling horns, is taking that idea to its logical end. And what an insanely pleasant, dubby end that is. Don’t sleep on the falsetto riffing towards the end—truly enchanting stuff.
Miike Snow - Animal (Mark Ronson Remix)
Amanda Blank
DJ (Viking Remix)
Having already put his drive-time electro stamp on Amanda Blank’s “Shame On Me,” Virginia knob tweaker Viking returns to the fold for this version of her selector paean, “DJ,” cutting its unbridled club lust with incessant, snaky arpeggios.
Amanda Blank - DJ (Viking Remix)
Air
Do The Joy
While Air have never sounded tied down, “Do The Joy” is an especially weightless odyssey, floating spaceward on Hitchcockian synths and warped radio transmissions. They try tethering it to simple drums and piano, but this one just wants to get gone.
Air - Do The Joy
The Soft Pack
C’Mon
2010 holds the promise of a new, self-titled album from The Soft Pack and to whet your appetite, we’re sharing with you “C’Mon,” the record’s innervating, R.E.M.-ish opener.
The Soft Pack - C’Mon
The Soft Pack MySpandex
Atlas Sound
Shelia
Few solo side-projects are worth their weight in hype, but the obtuse, collage-y songs Deerhunter lynchpin Bradford Cox makes as Atlas Sound certainly are. His second album under the moniker, Logos, crests with this gorgeous strummer about making a deal with a friend to bury one another.
Atlas Sound - Shelia
Atlas Sound Blurg
Friday, December 11, 2009
Cold War Kids, Chew Lips, Lindstrom and Christabelle, Fever Ray, Drake, Passion Pit, Paper Route, Kid Sister, The Bravery, Don Diablo, 720Bass,
OKAY, so it's been an eventful week, I sadly had to say goodbye to my beautiful Dog Shema this week, after 16 years of life she finally passed on, it was very sad but I was with her to the last, sweetest dog you could ever meet and be bitten by, RIP!
I finished the Nick Cave book, The Death of Bunny Monroe which is excellent. ALSO I received a lovely gift out of the blue from someone special (you know who you are). I also received some bad news to do with a family member, I hope the prognosis is good. It's been a mad few months really, FINALLY 2010 is in sight, I for one cannot wait, it's been my worst year ever bar none (only 1 thing this year has actually been amazing). Anyways, without further ado, my musings are coming to an end....here's what you been looking for, adore away bitches:
Cold War Kids
Audience
Long Beach’s Cold War Kids return with this soulful, firm-footed new one, taken from their forthcoming EP, Behave Yourself.
Cold War Kids - Audience
Cold War Kids Web
Drake
Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, And Eminem) (Steve Aoki Remix)
That Drake’s “Forever” is still all over the radio after four months in the wild should prove that it’s more than just a superstar posse cut for the sake of being a superstar posse cut. Good choice, then, for Steve Aoki to leave all four verses unscathed in his purposefully oversized club rinse, which will try to further ubiquitize an already omnipresent song.
Drake - Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, And Eminem) (Steve Aoki Remix)
Steve Aoki Web
Passion Pit
Little Secrets (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)
This fresh edit of Passion Pit’s “Little Secrets” by Jokers Of The Scene has been the arsenal cornerstone of basement DJs for weeks. The Fool’s Gold duo shapes the track’s gleefully wonky pop tune into a bass-laden, 4 AM club track, where the children’s chorus crests into a synapse-blowing crescendo (with lots more cowbell).
Passion Pit - Little Secrets (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)
Jokers of the Scene
Paper Route
Gutter (Nick Catchdubs Remix)
This remix, courtesy of Nick Catchdubs, hones in on Paper Route’s electronic drama but fixes it up for clubland, substituting hysteria for something more dead-eyed and sullen, “Gutter” a drink thrown in the face of every man caught dancing with the wrong girl.
Paper Route - Gutter (Nick Catchdubs Remix)
Paper Route MySpace
Kid Sister
Right Hand Hi (Kicks Like A Mule Remix)
O.G. British rave duo Kicks Like A Mule (aka XL founder Richard Russell and Nick Halkes) offer this loopy Big Beat version of Kid Sister’s “Right Hand Hi.” Mad tambourine!
Kid Sister - Right Hand Hi (Kicks Like A Mule Remix)
Kid Sister MySpace
Fever Ray
Now’s the Only Time I Know (J-Wow Mix)
This booming rain dance comes courtesy of J-Wow of Buraka Som Sistema and transforms Fever Ray’s original occult appeal into a ghetto-tech electro ballad fit for for the stickiest of floors.
Fever Ray - Now’s the Only Time I Know (J-Wow Mix)
Fever Ray MySpandex Fever Ray Web
The Bravery
Slow Poison (Of Montreal Remix)
The Bravery gets a weird and wonderful edit thanks to Of Montreal, who blend industrial noise, trippy handclaps, and needling electropop on this exclusive remix of “Slow Poison.”
The Bravery - Slow Poison (Of Montreal Remix)
The Bravery MySpandex The Bravery Web
Lindstrøm & Christabelle
Baby Can’t Stop (Idjut Boys Remix)
Esteemed London duo Idjut Boys give “Baby Can’t Stop” a very subtle refit, doing little more than dubbing out the vocal and extending the arrangement. Still, it’s worth the price of admission for the horns alone.
Lindstrøm & Christabelle - Baby Can’t Stop (Idjut Boys Remix)
Lindstrøm & Christabelle MySpandex
Disco Biscuits - You and I (Juan MacClean Remix)
Don Diablo
SCANNERS - SALVATION (DON DIABLO REMIX)
[DIRECT] SCANNERS - SALVATION (DON DIABLO REMIX)
(Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] SCANNERS - SALVATION (DON DIABLO REMIX)
Don Diablo MySpace Scanners MySpace
This is available from Kinetika Records for a limited time only, so HURRY DAMMIT:
Housewives - Dirty Dancing (Jad Cooper Remix)
Coolio, well 720 BASS just sent me this as well, it features an amazing remix from GEORGE LENTON as well as others:
Man Like Me London Town Remixes
After an amazing, rammed to the rafters sell-out show at the Jazz Cafe last week, the band Man Like Me's star is in full ascent!
The rising popularity of MLM's London Town anthem shows no sign of stopping (they had to perform it twice to satisfy the ecstatic crowds).
Here at 720Bass we're proud to be releasing the immense London Town Remix package. Bringing you pure, unadulterated bassline filth...
DOORLY / FOAMO / RACKNRUIN / GEORGE LENTON
The release is spread over both the Future Perfect (Electro House) and Wicky Lindows (Dubstep) labels, and will be available at all good vinyl and digital stockists from December 7th...
DOORLY Mix
FOAMO Mix
rackNruin Mix
GEORGE LENTON Mix
A WHAM! Cover from Findlay Brown: (couldn't resist, lol)
Findlay Brown - Last Christmas
Please pop over to the BBC and vote for Chew Lips fantastic video:
Chew Lips - Play Together on MUZU.
Chew Lips - Play Together (Jocks Remix)
Jez sent me this, THANK you:
Lunar Youth - Peppermint Lounge
I finished the Nick Cave book, The Death of Bunny Monroe which is excellent. ALSO I received a lovely gift out of the blue from someone special (you know who you are). I also received some bad news to do with a family member, I hope the prognosis is good. It's been a mad few months really, FINALLY 2010 is in sight, I for one cannot wait, it's been my worst year ever bar none (only 1 thing this year has actually been amazing). Anyways, without further ado, my musings are coming to an end....here's what you been looking for, adore away bitches:
Cold War Kids
Audience
Long Beach’s Cold War Kids return with this soulful, firm-footed new one, taken from their forthcoming EP, Behave Yourself.
Cold War Kids - Audience
Cold War Kids Web
Drake
Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, And Eminem) (Steve Aoki Remix)
That Drake’s “Forever” is still all over the radio after four months in the wild should prove that it’s more than just a superstar posse cut for the sake of being a superstar posse cut. Good choice, then, for Steve Aoki to leave all four verses unscathed in his purposefully oversized club rinse, which will try to further ubiquitize an already omnipresent song.
Drake - Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, And Eminem) (Steve Aoki Remix)
Steve Aoki Web
Passion Pit
Little Secrets (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)
This fresh edit of Passion Pit’s “Little Secrets” by Jokers Of The Scene has been the arsenal cornerstone of basement DJs for weeks. The Fool’s Gold duo shapes the track’s gleefully wonky pop tune into a bass-laden, 4 AM club track, where the children’s chorus crests into a synapse-blowing crescendo (with lots more cowbell).
Passion Pit - Little Secrets (Jokers Of The Scene Remix)
Jokers of the Scene
Paper Route
Gutter (Nick Catchdubs Remix)
This remix, courtesy of Nick Catchdubs, hones in on Paper Route’s electronic drama but fixes it up for clubland, substituting hysteria for something more dead-eyed and sullen, “Gutter” a drink thrown in the face of every man caught dancing with the wrong girl.
Paper Route - Gutter (Nick Catchdubs Remix)
Paper Route MySpace
Kid Sister
Right Hand Hi (Kicks Like A Mule Remix)
O.G. British rave duo Kicks Like A Mule (aka XL founder Richard Russell and Nick Halkes) offer this loopy Big Beat version of Kid Sister’s “Right Hand Hi.” Mad tambourine!
Kid Sister - Right Hand Hi (Kicks Like A Mule Remix)
Kid Sister MySpace
Fever Ray
Now’s the Only Time I Know (J-Wow Mix)
This booming rain dance comes courtesy of J-Wow of Buraka Som Sistema and transforms Fever Ray’s original occult appeal into a ghetto-tech electro ballad fit for for the stickiest of floors.
Fever Ray - Now’s the Only Time I Know (J-Wow Mix)
Fever Ray MySpandex Fever Ray Web
The Bravery
Slow Poison (Of Montreal Remix)
The Bravery gets a weird and wonderful edit thanks to Of Montreal, who blend industrial noise, trippy handclaps, and needling electropop on this exclusive remix of “Slow Poison.”
The Bravery - Slow Poison (Of Montreal Remix)
The Bravery MySpandex The Bravery Web
Lindstrøm & Christabelle
Baby Can’t Stop (Idjut Boys Remix)
Esteemed London duo Idjut Boys give “Baby Can’t Stop” a very subtle refit, doing little more than dubbing out the vocal and extending the arrangement. Still, it’s worth the price of admission for the horns alone.
Lindstrøm & Christabelle - Baby Can’t Stop (Idjut Boys Remix)
Lindstrøm & Christabelle MySpandex
Disco Biscuits - You and I (Juan MacClean Remix)
Don Diablo
SCANNERS - SALVATION (DON DIABLO REMIX)
[DIRECT] SCANNERS - SALVATION (DON DIABLO REMIX)
(Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] SCANNERS - SALVATION (DON DIABLO REMIX)
Don Diablo MySpace Scanners MySpace
This is available from Kinetika Records for a limited time only, so HURRY DAMMIT:
Housewives - Dirty Dancing (Jad Cooper Remix)
Coolio, well 720 BASS just sent me this as well, it features an amazing remix from GEORGE LENTON as well as others:
Man Like Me London Town Remixes
After an amazing, rammed to the rafters sell-out show at the Jazz Cafe last week, the band Man Like Me's star is in full ascent!
The rising popularity of MLM's London Town anthem shows no sign of stopping (they had to perform it twice to satisfy the ecstatic crowds).
Here at 720Bass we're proud to be releasing the immense London Town Remix package. Bringing you pure, unadulterated bassline filth...
DOORLY / FOAMO / RACKNRUIN / GEORGE LENTON
The release is spread over both the Future Perfect (Electro House) and Wicky Lindows (Dubstep) labels, and will be available at all good vinyl and digital stockists from December 7th...
DOORLY Mix
FOAMO Mix
rackNruin Mix
GEORGE LENTON Mix
A WHAM! Cover from Findlay Brown: (couldn't resist, lol)
Findlay Brown - Last Christmas
Please pop over to the BBC and vote for Chew Lips fantastic video:
Chew Lips - Play Together on MUZU.
Chew Lips - Play Together (Jocks Remix)
Jez sent me this, THANK you:
Lunar Youth - Peppermint Lounge
Friday, December 4, 2009
The Japanese Popstars, 720 Bass artists, Violca, Tori Amos, Crystal Fighters, Boris, Count & Sinden, Futureheads, Ben Rymer
Sean from Gung-Ho Records sent me this for all of you in the spirit of the season:
The Japanese Popstars - Eat Christmas
And then check this podcast out from 720 Bass and Dom Almond Pirate Radio as well as
Troublegum Numan
From Kinetika Records comes THIS mixtape from Violca
Violca Empire EP on Beatport
Of course, what would any ting of mine be without RCRD LBL:
Crystal Fighters
I Love London (Qoso Remix)
In celebration of the full “I Love London” single release today on Kitsuné, we have a Crystal Fighters exclusive to gift. Qoso—Fool House’s newest tropical child—tweaks the Spanish ravers into a hardcore-esque, spacevoid edit, heavy on the bounce and strobe.
Crystal Fighters - I Love London (Qoso Remix)
Crystal Fighters MySpace
Boris
Buzz In (Todd Edwards Remix)
Todd Edwards is something of a regaled figure in dance music. The New Jersey house legend (and one-time Daft Punk collaborator) is playing Flashing Lights in New York this Friday alongside Kingdom and residents Nick Catchdubs, DJ Ayres, and Jubilee. As a bit of a preview, below is a recent remix of his for Scion A/V.
Boris - Buzz In (Todd Edwards Remix)
Boris MySpace
The Count & Sinden
Strange Things (R1 Ryders Funkitek Refix)
The sound of cracking knuckles and banging skulls, this refix of The Count & Sinden’s “Strange Things” aims for funky house but still ends up scaring all the ladies away. Dubstep like this exists in too thick a red mist to be swayed from its personal vendetta against calm, peace, and reason.
The Count & Sinden - Strange Things (R1 Ryders Funkitek Refix)
The Count & Sinden Web
The Futureheads
Struck Dumb
So, The Futureheads got an octave pedal. That’s the lizardy twang you’re hearing. Other than that, not much has changed since last year’s exultant and ass-kicking, This Is Not The World—they still sound like the anointed child of Wire and the Jam.
The Futureheads - Struck Dumb
The Futureheads Web
Ben Rymer
La Trinciarice (Main Mix)
Like seemingly so many other grizzled DJ booth vets, Ben Rymer has never put out a record under his own name. Or rather, hadn’t. The just released vinyl for “La Trinciarice”—which translates to “The Shredder,” but in no way lines up with the softened Italo rays he’s let into this one—finally jettisons the former Fat Truckers and Gucci Soundsystem man into the realm of proper solo artistry.
Ben Rymer - La Trinciarice (Main Mix)
Ben Rymer Web
So, I spoke to my father today for the first time in 8 years, it was weird. Lifes too short to hold onto negative shit, we must move beyond and above it or else it all just drags you down and becomes an excuse for your future failures. Break free of the shit and you can achieve what you want to achieve. Well, I will be at Kitcheners on saturday night playing an early Dubstep set and then probably go home, I have a bad chest infection, so I should probably stay at home on my meds!
K, peeps, have an awesome weekend.......
The Japanese Popstars - Eat Christmas
And then check this podcast out from 720 Bass and Dom Almond Pirate Radio as well as
Troublegum Numan
From Kinetika Records comes THIS mixtape from Violca
Violca Empire EP on Beatport
Watch more AOL Music videos on AOL Video
Of course, what would any ting of mine be without RCRD LBL:
Crystal Fighters
I Love London (Qoso Remix)
In celebration of the full “I Love London” single release today on Kitsuné, we have a Crystal Fighters exclusive to gift. Qoso—Fool House’s newest tropical child—tweaks the Spanish ravers into a hardcore-esque, spacevoid edit, heavy on the bounce and strobe.
Crystal Fighters - I Love London (Qoso Remix)
Crystal Fighters MySpace
Boris
Buzz In (Todd Edwards Remix)
Todd Edwards is something of a regaled figure in dance music. The New Jersey house legend (and one-time Daft Punk collaborator) is playing Flashing Lights in New York this Friday alongside Kingdom and residents Nick Catchdubs, DJ Ayres, and Jubilee. As a bit of a preview, below is a recent remix of his for Scion A/V.
Boris - Buzz In (Todd Edwards Remix)
Boris MySpace
The Count & Sinden
Strange Things (R1 Ryders Funkitek Refix)
The sound of cracking knuckles and banging skulls, this refix of The Count & Sinden’s “Strange Things” aims for funky house but still ends up scaring all the ladies away. Dubstep like this exists in too thick a red mist to be swayed from its personal vendetta against calm, peace, and reason.
The Count & Sinden - Strange Things (R1 Ryders Funkitek Refix)
The Count & Sinden Web
The Futureheads
Struck Dumb
So, The Futureheads got an octave pedal. That’s the lizardy twang you’re hearing. Other than that, not much has changed since last year’s exultant and ass-kicking, This Is Not The World—they still sound like the anointed child of Wire and the Jam.
The Futureheads - Struck Dumb
The Futureheads Web
Ben Rymer
La Trinciarice (Main Mix)
Like seemingly so many other grizzled DJ booth vets, Ben Rymer has never put out a record under his own name. Or rather, hadn’t. The just released vinyl for “La Trinciarice”—which translates to “The Shredder,” but in no way lines up with the softened Italo rays he’s let into this one—finally jettisons the former Fat Truckers and Gucci Soundsystem man into the realm of proper solo artistry.
Ben Rymer - La Trinciarice (Main Mix)
Ben Rymer Web
So, I spoke to my father today for the first time in 8 years, it was weird. Lifes too short to hold onto negative shit, we must move beyond and above it or else it all just drags you down and becomes an excuse for your future failures. Break free of the shit and you can achieve what you want to achieve. Well, I will be at Kitcheners on saturday night playing an early Dubstep set and then probably go home, I have a bad chest infection, so I should probably stay at home on my meds!
K, peeps, have an awesome weekend.......
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
George Lenton, Biscope, Trumpdisco, The Cloud I'm Under, Best Coast, Fan Death, Nova Nueva, Throwing Seven, When Planets Align...whew
Some awesome DUBSTEP for you all this week, firstly from the magnificent George Lenton as well as some wicked cool videos, one of his then a music video and a BAT, yeah, wicked:
Erik hassles hurtful track, for you busy peeps heres the links ;
Eric Hassle – Hurtful (George Lenton Remix)
George Lenton – Reproduced
George will be gigging again soon: hit and run in manchester on the 7th of december, and then back at the den in london for S.O.M.E on the 16th of december
And then our very own BISCOPE (the VERY talented Rumney brothers, Richard the IIIrd and Robert) some way cool new mixes they have done, enjoy:
Erykah Badu - Didn’t Cha Know (Biscope Boot):
Soundcloud link
Mediafire link
Jill Scott - Getting In the Way (Biscope Boot):
Mediafire link
Pinch vs. Portishead - Number Day:
Mediafire link
Biscope Book of Face
And now, a sneaky preview of what Trumpdisco has coming up in the next couple of months:
Trumpdisco Mini Mix
Tracklist:
1. Rammstein - Sonne (Trumpdisco Remix)
2. Trumpdisco - Bullshit
3. Trumpdisco - Dark
4. Phoenix - 1901 (Violate vs. Trumpdisco Remix)
5. Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now (Trumpdisco Remix)
6. Trumpdisco - Sonar
7. Marble Sharps - Side Effects (Trumpdisco Remix)
8. Trumpdisco - Hoax Strikes Again
9. P.O.L. Style - Vampire Killah (Trumpdisco Remix) [Nightshifters]
10. The White Electric - Into You (Trumpdisco Remix)
11. The Greenskeepers - Planet (Trumpdisco Remix) [Brooklyn Fire]
12. Trumpdisco - Not Drowning, Raving
13. Gigi Barocco - Puah (Trumpdisco Remix)
The Cloud I’m Under sent me this:
The Cloud I’m Under – Dim the Lights
The Cloud I’m Under Web
And then, RCRD LBL:
Best Coast
When I’m With You
Every part of this Best Coast song adds to its effortlessness: the slow open, the major/minor chord changes, the harmonies that blow in for the refrain, the bridge mantra. This is what we wish Weezer records still sounded like, obvious gender issues aside.
Best Coast - When I’m With You
Best Coast MySpazz Best Coast Blog
Fan Death
Reunited (CCENTURIESS Remix)
This killer remix by duo CCENTURIESS whips Fan Death’s “Reunited” into black sky oblivion. Weaving in and out of Dandilion and Marta’s milk-soaked vocals is a roller-derby darkness that devolves into claps and clangs, and finally, a tinny, apocalyptic wheeze that’ll put a stint in your aorta.
Fan Death - Reunited (CCENTURIESS Remix)
Fan Death MySpazz Fan Death Tweet
Lisa from Planet LA Records has sent me a whole lot of things including this free unreleased EP from LA Band Nova Nueva and if you head to their web you can download it now!
There’s also FREE Downloads of the band Throwing Seven as well as When Planets Align
Expect LOTS more from this label
COOL, so yeah, LOTS of cool new stuff for you, I hope you enjoy.
Erik hassles hurtful track, for you busy peeps heres the links ;
Eric Hassle – Hurtful (George Lenton Remix)
George Lenton – Reproduced
George will be gigging again soon: hit and run in manchester on the 7th of december, and then back at the den in london for S.O.M.E on the 16th of december
And then our very own BISCOPE (the VERY talented Rumney brothers, Richard the IIIrd and Robert) some way cool new mixes they have done, enjoy:
Erykah Badu - Didn’t Cha Know (Biscope Boot):
Soundcloud link
Mediafire link
Jill Scott - Getting In the Way (Biscope Boot):
Mediafire link
Pinch vs. Portishead - Number Day:
Mediafire link
Biscope Book of Face
And now, a sneaky preview of what Trumpdisco has coming up in the next couple of months:
Trumpdisco Mini Mix
Tracklist:
1. Rammstein - Sonne (Trumpdisco Remix)
2. Trumpdisco - Bullshit
3. Trumpdisco - Dark
4. Phoenix - 1901 (Violate vs. Trumpdisco Remix)
5. Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now (Trumpdisco Remix)
6. Trumpdisco - Sonar
7. Marble Sharps - Side Effects (Trumpdisco Remix)
8. Trumpdisco - Hoax Strikes Again
9. P.O.L. Style - Vampire Killah (Trumpdisco Remix) [Nightshifters]
10. The White Electric - Into You (Trumpdisco Remix)
11. The Greenskeepers - Planet (Trumpdisco Remix) [Brooklyn Fire]
12. Trumpdisco - Not Drowning, Raving
13. Gigi Barocco - Puah (Trumpdisco Remix)
The Cloud I’m Under sent me this:
The Cloud I’m Under – Dim the Lights
The Cloud I’m Under Web
And then, RCRD LBL:
Best Coast
When I’m With You
Every part of this Best Coast song adds to its effortlessness: the slow open, the major/minor chord changes, the harmonies that blow in for the refrain, the bridge mantra. This is what we wish Weezer records still sounded like, obvious gender issues aside.
Best Coast - When I’m With You
Best Coast MySpazz Best Coast Blog
Fan Death
Reunited (CCENTURIESS Remix)
This killer remix by duo CCENTURIESS whips Fan Death’s “Reunited” into black sky oblivion. Weaving in and out of Dandilion and Marta’s milk-soaked vocals is a roller-derby darkness that devolves into claps and clangs, and finally, a tinny, apocalyptic wheeze that’ll put a stint in your aorta.
Fan Death - Reunited (CCENTURIESS Remix)
Fan Death MySpazz Fan Death Tweet
Lisa from Planet LA Records has sent me a whole lot of things including this free unreleased EP from LA Band Nova Nueva and if you head to their web you can download it now!
There’s also FREE Downloads of the band Throwing Seven as well as When Planets Align
Expect LOTS more from this label
COOL, so yeah, LOTS of cool new stuff for you, I hope you enjoy.
Friday, November 27, 2009
NEW Don Diablo Mixes, NAPT, Sebastien Tellier, Casxio,The Disco Biscuits, Pelican
COOL, so some few thingies for you peeps today, the week started off shit but it has progressively gotten better and better, Greg is moving back into the light! Anyhoo, thanks to all the artists and labels sending me stuff for you:-
Don Diablo sent me this:
DON DIABLO - RAVE RAVE RAVE
[DIRECT] DON DIABLO - RAVE RAVE RAVE (Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] DON DIABLO - RAVE RAVE RAVE
DON DIABLO - I AM NOT FROM FRANCE (LINUS LOVES REMIX)
[DIRECT] DON DIABLO - I AM NOT FROM FRANCE (LINUS LOVES REMIX) (Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] DON DIABLO - I AM NOT FROM FRANCE (LINUS LOVES REMIX)
In December Don Diablo will also start his first North American tour. See dates below and don't miss it, if he's coming to your city! More tourdates in 2010!
10 December 2009 Spy Bar (Chicago, USA)
11 December 2009 Barsmith (Phoenix, USA)
12 December 2009 The Gallery (Toronto, CA)
17 December 2009 Escobar (Houston, USA)
18 December 2009 Club 101 (El Paso, USA)
19 December 2009 Voyeur (San Diego, USA)
And then some tour news from NAPT:
Forthcoming shows
Nov 27 - Cafe Leopold, Vienna, Austria
Dec 04 - Essence, Swansea, UK
Dec 05 - Lightbox, London, UK
Dec 12 - SK Slavia Stadium, Prague, Czech Rep
Dec 26 - Breakfest, Perth, Australia
Dec 31 - Empire, Brisbane, Australia
Jan 01 - Brown Alley, Melbourne, Australia
Jan 08 - 202 Broadway, Sydney, Australia
Jan 09 - Ruby, Goldcoast, Australia
NAPT's highly anticipated remix of Spanish super star DJ/Production outfit Baymont Bross' "Wine Up Ya Waist" is out now on bourgeoning label Mofo Records.
Going down an absolute storm, digital is available from beatport.com, vinyl all good stores.
Previews up on NAPT's Myspace and Facebook
Some stuff from RCRD LBL:
The Disco Biscuits
You And I (The Juan MacLean Remix)
Disco Biscuits have long been jam-band-land’s ambassadors to electronic dance music, and their love for DFA has extended to appearances by The Juan MacLean at their Camp Bisco festival, so we honestly expected this sort of aisle-crossing to come sooner or later. And now that we have these ten minutes of deep, hangar-sized house, we feel less guilty about the poncho hanging in the closet.
The Disco Biscuits - You And I (The Juan MacLean Remix)
The Disco Biscuits MySpazz The Disco Biscuits Web
Sebastien Tellier
Fingers Of Steel (Toby Toast Topspin Remix)
Sebastien Tellier’s album, Sexuality, was, in a word, succulent, so we can understand—nay, appreciate—the milking of it for one last 12-inch. Below, grab the exclusive, unreleased, totally left-field downtempo version from London youngin’ Toby Toast.
Sebastien Tellier - Fingers Of Steel (Toby Toast Topspin Remix)
Sebastien Tellier MySpazz
Casxio
Seventeen (The Glass Remix)
The original version of Casxio’s “Seventeen” showed up in March, but Plant just released it all proper like with this version from The Glass, sounding like it was submerged in liquefied leather and dried out on a subwoofer.
Casxio - Seventeen (The Glass Remix)
Casxio
Pelican
Specks Of Light
Instrumental metal is either your thing or it isn’t, unless we’re talking about Pelican. Dudes aren’t soft, but the sludge they kick around is more cerebral than it is oppressive. And you don’t have to know Calculus to find the first beat of a measure. In short, it’s approachable stuff.
Pelican - Specks Of Light
Pelican
Tomorrow I will be at Kitcheners for a Cellardoor party AND I will be at Gin for my usual saturday afternoon thang with Keith the Klassikist, so yeah, see you all then:) have fun, travel safe, love one another, we need more love in the world!
Don Diablo sent me this:
DON DIABLO - RAVE RAVE RAVE
[DIRECT] DON DIABLO - RAVE RAVE RAVE (Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] DON DIABLO - RAVE RAVE RAVE
DON DIABLO - I AM NOT FROM FRANCE (LINUS LOVES REMIX)
[DIRECT] DON DIABLO - I AM NOT FROM FRANCE (LINUS LOVES REMIX) (Right Click, Save Target As...)
[ZSHARE] DON DIABLO - I AM NOT FROM FRANCE (LINUS LOVES REMIX)
In December Don Diablo will also start his first North American tour. See dates below and don't miss it, if he's coming to your city! More tourdates in 2010!
10 December 2009 Spy Bar (Chicago, USA)
11 December 2009 Barsmith (Phoenix, USA)
12 December 2009 The Gallery (Toronto, CA)
17 December 2009 Escobar (Houston, USA)
18 December 2009 Club 101 (El Paso, USA)
19 December 2009 Voyeur (San Diego, USA)
And then some tour news from NAPT:
Forthcoming shows
Nov 27 - Cafe Leopold, Vienna, Austria
Dec 04 - Essence, Swansea, UK
Dec 05 - Lightbox, London, UK
Dec 12 - SK Slavia Stadium, Prague, Czech Rep
Dec 26 - Breakfest, Perth, Australia
Dec 31 - Empire, Brisbane, Australia
Jan 01 - Brown Alley, Melbourne, Australia
Jan 08 - 202 Broadway, Sydney, Australia
Jan 09 - Ruby, Goldcoast, Australia
NAPT's highly anticipated remix of Spanish super star DJ/Production outfit Baymont Bross' "Wine Up Ya Waist" is out now on bourgeoning label Mofo Records.
Going down an absolute storm, digital is available from beatport.com, vinyl all good stores.
Previews up on NAPT's Myspace and Facebook
Some stuff from RCRD LBL:
The Disco Biscuits
You And I (The Juan MacLean Remix)
Disco Biscuits have long been jam-band-land’s ambassadors to electronic dance music, and their love for DFA has extended to appearances by The Juan MacLean at their Camp Bisco festival, so we honestly expected this sort of aisle-crossing to come sooner or later. And now that we have these ten minutes of deep, hangar-sized house, we feel less guilty about the poncho hanging in the closet.
The Disco Biscuits - You And I (The Juan MacLean Remix)
The Disco Biscuits MySpazz The Disco Biscuits Web
Sebastien Tellier
Fingers Of Steel (Toby Toast Topspin Remix)
Sebastien Tellier’s album, Sexuality, was, in a word, succulent, so we can understand—nay, appreciate—the milking of it for one last 12-inch. Below, grab the exclusive, unreleased, totally left-field downtempo version from London youngin’ Toby Toast.
Sebastien Tellier - Fingers Of Steel (Toby Toast Topspin Remix)
Sebastien Tellier MySpazz
Casxio
Seventeen (The Glass Remix)
The original version of Casxio’s “Seventeen” showed up in March, but Plant just released it all proper like with this version from The Glass, sounding like it was submerged in liquefied leather and dried out on a subwoofer.
Casxio - Seventeen (The Glass Remix)
Casxio
Pelican
Specks Of Light
Instrumental metal is either your thing or it isn’t, unless we’re talking about Pelican. Dudes aren’t soft, but the sludge they kick around is more cerebral than it is oppressive. And you don’t have to know Calculus to find the first beat of a measure. In short, it’s approachable stuff.
Pelican - Specks Of Light
Pelican
Tomorrow I will be at Kitcheners for a Cellardoor party AND I will be at Gin for my usual saturday afternoon thang with Keith the Klassikist, so yeah, see you all then:) have fun, travel safe, love one another, we need more love in the world!
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
I'm Not A Band, My Awesome Mixtape, Lunar Youth, Sammy Bananas vs Bag Raiders, Vitalic, The Golden Filter Disco of Doom and Nck Cave
I’m not a Band have some excellent and new music to offer. They make alternative electro pop music, unconventionally combined with violin...you can have a listen at I'm Not A Band MySpazz
I’m Not A Band - This is it
I’m Not A Band - Crazy
And then My Awesome Mixtape sent me this stuff
My Awesome Mixtape – Hearts to Lend
My Awesome Mixtape’s story starts, like that of many other bands, in their bedroom.
That’s where, at the tail end of 2006, Maolo, Checco and Bebo – three spritely Bolognese regaz – half-jokingly start making music. Mixing and matching their favourite styles, they end up generating an original mix of indie rock, hip hop and electronica, the kind you cannot fail to dance to.
In the space of a few months, the band’s first songs become the talk of the town, and soon enough they are hailed everywhere as Italy’s next big thing.
My Awesome Mixtape - How Could a Village Turn Into a Town
My Awesome Mixtape are:
- Maolo Torreggiani
- Andrea Mancin
- Alessandro Scagliarini
- Federico Spadoni
- Andrea Suriani
Something wicked from Jez, thanks:
Lunar Youth – Misfits
And now for the daily dose of RCRD LBL:
Fever Ray - Triangle Walks (Tiga’s 1-2-3-4 Remix)
Fever Ray MySpazz Fever Ray Web
Bag Raiders vs. Sammy Bananas - Fun Punch (feat. Carrie Wilds)
Sammy Bananas MySpazz
Vitalic - Poison Lips (Captain Flash Remix)
Vitalic MySpazz
The Golden Filter - Thunderbird (With Beauty Befor Me, I walk Mix)
The Golden Filter Web The Golden Filter MySpazz
Disco of Doom Mixtape
tracklist -
1: Vitalic 'Flashmob'
2: Disco Of Doom 'Butterfingers'
3: Sub Focus 'Move Higher'
4: Passion Pit 'Little Secrets' Jack Beats RMX
5: Claude Von Stroke 'Beat That Bird'
6: Neon Lights 'House Of Funk'
7: Disco OF Doom 'In Effect'
8: Green Velvet 'UFO'
9: The Subs 'Mitsubishi'
10: Autoerotique 'Gladiator'
11: Foamo 'Wardance' Disco OF Doom Remix
12: Boys Noize 'Nott'
13: Doorly 'Horse Step'
Buy the Disco Of Doom EP
Here
YAY, well, that was some cool stuffies thrown at me in my inbox, I hope you all enjoy, everybody, please think positively for me......."Into My Arms"
That's for you, you know who you are...
I’m Not A Band - This is it
I’m Not A Band - Crazy
And then My Awesome Mixtape sent me this stuff
My Awesome Mixtape – Hearts to Lend
My Awesome Mixtape’s story starts, like that of many other bands, in their bedroom.
That’s where, at the tail end of 2006, Maolo, Checco and Bebo – three spritely Bolognese regaz – half-jokingly start making music. Mixing and matching their favourite styles, they end up generating an original mix of indie rock, hip hop and electronica, the kind you cannot fail to dance to.
In the space of a few months, the band’s first songs become the talk of the town, and soon enough they are hailed everywhere as Italy’s next big thing.
My Awesome Mixtape - How Could a Village Turn Into a Town
My Awesome Mixtape are:
- Maolo Torreggiani
- Andrea Mancin
- Alessandro Scagliarini
- Federico Spadoni
- Andrea Suriani
Something wicked from Jez, thanks:
Lunar Youth – Misfits
And now for the daily dose of RCRD LBL:
Fever Ray - Triangle Walks (Tiga’s 1-2-3-4 Remix)
Fever Ray MySpazz Fever Ray Web
Bag Raiders vs. Sammy Bananas - Fun Punch (feat. Carrie Wilds)
Sammy Bananas MySpazz
Vitalic - Poison Lips (Captain Flash Remix)
Vitalic MySpazz
The Golden Filter - Thunderbird (With Beauty Befor Me, I walk Mix)
The Golden Filter Web The Golden Filter MySpazz
Disco of Doom Mixtape
tracklist -
1: Vitalic 'Flashmob'
2: Disco Of Doom 'Butterfingers'
3: Sub Focus 'Move Higher'
4: Passion Pit 'Little Secrets' Jack Beats RMX
5: Claude Von Stroke 'Beat That Bird'
6: Neon Lights 'House Of Funk'
7: Disco OF Doom 'In Effect'
8: Green Velvet 'UFO'
9: The Subs 'Mitsubishi'
10: Autoerotique 'Gladiator'
11: Foamo 'Wardance' Disco OF Doom Remix
12: Boys Noize 'Nott'
13: Doorly 'Horse Step'
Buy the Disco Of Doom EP
Here
YAY, well, that was some cool stuffies thrown at me in my inbox, I hope you all enjoy, everybody, please think positively for me......."Into My Arms"
That's for you, you know who you are...
Friday, November 20, 2009
New Groove Armada Vid, Sia, Bubblegum Sci Fi Remix, Kid Sister, Grooms, Beach House, Das Glow
NEW Groove Armada video:
Sia Twittered this yesterday, it's a free track from her new album being released early next year called We Are Born:
Sia - You've Changed
This arrived in my mailbox last night after I had done my previous post:
Bubblegum Sci Fi
This fist-pumping sing along from San Diego based duo Bubblegum Sci Fi comes highly recommended. Fans of Le Castlevania and Designer Drugs dont sleep on this one."
-Gottadancedirty.com
DOWNLOAD Passion Pit - The Reeling (Bubblegum Sci Fi Remix)
And then of course, it has to be RCRD LBL.....yay:
Kid Sister
Right Hand Hi (SonicC Remix)
Kid Sister finally released her debut LP, Ultraviolet, yesterday—pick it up on iTunes, Amazon, the Music Tee, or whichever fine physical outlet you patronize. As a special bonus beat, we’ve got a super swishy unreleased mix of “Right Hand Hi” from Miami house producer SonicC.
Kid Sister - Right Hand Hi (SonicC Remix)
Kid Sister
Grooms
Acid King Of Hell (Guitar Feelings)
There’s nothing overtly psychedelic or doomy about Grooms’ “Acid King Of Hell (Guitar Feelings),” but the parenthetical bears some insight, since it’s on their loud-quiet-loud amp exorcisms that this one really gets lifted.
Grooms - Acid King Of Hell (Guitar Feelings)
Grooms
Beach House
Norway
Beach House timed this one perfectly. “Norway” isn't just made for autumn, it is autumn, ticking along on breath-on-window backing sighs, synths that disintegrate like a bed of fallen leaves and the voice of Victoria Legrand; who inhales oxygen and exhales bitter, bitter, wistful regret.
Beach House - Norway
Beach House
Das Glow
Lite Brite (Strip Steve Remix)
Our partners at Institubes just put out a remix package for Das Glow’s 2008 single “Lite Brite,” with this bugged liquid-funk flip from Boys Noize pal Strip Steve being the essential get. The full release, also has a version from Qebrus and a b-side called “A Lighter Shade Of Bright.”
Das Glow - Lite Brite (Strip Steve Remix)
Futurella Blog
Tonight I will probably end up here, a REALLY cool party by End is Live featuring Germanies Schlachthofbronx as well as the phenomenal Playdoe and Twelv & Thesis, so it looks to be another brainbender...woooo
Have an awesome weekend people...maybe the rain will stop, clearly a VENGEFUL god is angry with Johannesburg, he is throwing a years worth of rain in but a few short hours....nice...drive safe people, look after yourselves and love one another (prefferably repeatedly)
Sia Twittered this yesterday, it's a free track from her new album being released early next year called We Are Born:
Sia - You've Changed
This arrived in my mailbox last night after I had done my previous post:
Bubblegum Sci Fi
This fist-pumping sing along from San Diego based duo Bubblegum Sci Fi comes highly recommended. Fans of Le Castlevania and Designer Drugs dont sleep on this one."
-Gottadancedirty.com
DOWNLOAD Passion Pit - The Reeling (Bubblegum Sci Fi Remix)
And then of course, it has to be RCRD LBL.....yay:
Kid Sister
Right Hand Hi (SonicC Remix)
Kid Sister finally released her debut LP, Ultraviolet, yesterday—pick it up on iTunes, Amazon, the Music Tee, or whichever fine physical outlet you patronize. As a special bonus beat, we’ve got a super swishy unreleased mix of “Right Hand Hi” from Miami house producer SonicC.
Kid Sister - Right Hand Hi (SonicC Remix)
Kid Sister
Grooms
Acid King Of Hell (Guitar Feelings)
There’s nothing overtly psychedelic or doomy about Grooms’ “Acid King Of Hell (Guitar Feelings),” but the parenthetical bears some insight, since it’s on their loud-quiet-loud amp exorcisms that this one really gets lifted.
Grooms - Acid King Of Hell (Guitar Feelings)
Grooms
Beach House
Norway
Beach House timed this one perfectly. “Norway” isn't just made for autumn, it is autumn, ticking along on breath-on-window backing sighs, synths that disintegrate like a bed of fallen leaves and the voice of Victoria Legrand; who inhales oxygen and exhales bitter, bitter, wistful regret.
Beach House - Norway
Beach House
Das Glow
Lite Brite (Strip Steve Remix)
Our partners at Institubes just put out a remix package for Das Glow’s 2008 single “Lite Brite,” with this bugged liquid-funk flip from Boys Noize pal Strip Steve being the essential get. The full release, also has a version from Qebrus and a b-side called “A Lighter Shade Of Bright.”
Das Glow - Lite Brite (Strip Steve Remix)
Futurella Blog
Tonight I will probably end up here, a REALLY cool party by End is Live featuring Germanies Schlachthofbronx as well as the phenomenal Playdoe and Twelv & Thesis, so it looks to be another brainbender...woooo
Have an awesome weekend people...maybe the rain will stop, clearly a VENGEFUL god is angry with Johannesburg, he is throwing a years worth of rain in but a few short hours....nice...drive safe people, look after yourselves and love one another (prefferably repeatedly)
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Introducing KRAUSE, New Kids at the Bar remix and video, Pitch Black, Heroes Agency Mixtape
Introducing Krause from the Netherlands, this is what she has to say: Not only is ‘No Guts, No Glory’ the title of her debut album, it is also the maxim of Krause, alter ego of the Dutch Susanne Clermonts. On her debut album she translates this into steamy disco and pumping electro beats. It is a mix of catchy synth pop and hysterical electro punk, with a sound that makes your trouser legs flutter. The album is produced by the guys behind drum & bass trio Noisia, who are responsible for the consistent, heavy sound of ‘No Guts, No Glory’. for more info go Here
Krause - No Guts, No Glory (Nobody Beats The Drum RMX) or Here
She likes Herring, Cats, Ponies and cycling with the wind behind her.....
Check out her album on iTunes
Cool, now here are some cool choons from New Zealand called Pitch Black:
bio
Pitch Black are award winning multimedia artist Michael Hodgson and Salmonella Dub producer Paddy Free. Having pumped their way through New Zealand’s electronic music scene since their inaugural performance at the annual Gathering New Year's eve festival in 1997, they have spent the last twelve years rousing dance floor punters, generating rave reviews, winning awards and gaining thousands of fans across the world.
Pitch Black - Bird Soul
Pitch Black - Transient Transmissions (Deep Friend Mix)
Pitch Black Web
Pitch Black MySpazz
AND NOW, the lovely folk of Kids at the Bar sent THIS to me:
Ellie Goulding - Under The Sheets (KIDS AT THE BAR Remix)
Main Link:
Ellie Goulding - Under The Sheets (KIDS AT THE BAR Remix)
Back Up Link:
Ellie Goulding - Under The Sheets (KIDS AT THE BAR Remix)
and also this super wicked cool video of their remix of Walking on a Dream by Empire of the Sun as done by Keith Rivers:
Walking on a Dream | Kids at The Bar Remix from Keith Rivers on Vimeo.
Kids at the Bar MySpazz
Kids at the Bar Facebook
Kids at the Bar Twitter
What lovely people!!
SPEAKING of lovely people, this also popped its lil head into my inbox this afternoon:
Mixtape by Heroes Agency
K, if you feeling like getting all discofied and funkified, check out the fantastic Hercules and Love Affair in Europe and South America:
Hercules and Love Affair LIVE:
November
Thu 19 - Salon Covadonga - Cuauhtémoc, Mexico City, MX
Sat 21 - Antigua Aceitera - Juan Manuel Vallarta, Guadalajara, JA
December
Fri 4 - Casa da Musica - Porto, Portugal
Sat 5 - Club Lux - Lisbon, Portugal
Sun 6 - Paradiso - Amsterdam, Holland
Wed 9 - Hafen 2 - Frankfurt, Germany
Thu 10 - Berghain - Berlin, Germany
Fri 11 - Fabric - London, UK
Sat 12 - Tripod – Dublin, Ireland
RIGHT, thats me, get back to work my little pretties!!!!
Missing that certain someone.....
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
NEW Rubix, The Bravery, Au Revoir Simone, Housewives, Miike Snow, Crystal Fighters and some WICKED Otters
Rubix sent me this wicked cool video he did for his latest track, God bless oldschool cut n paste pastiche:
Rubix - Baiser Sur La disco
Rubix - Baiser Sur La Disco
Rubix - Crepe le Piste
And before we get to our daily dose of RCRD LBL, something nice from Kinetika Records, a SNEEK PREVIEW of The Housewives new EP:
Housewives - Dirty Dancing
RCRD LBL and their awesomeness:
Miike Snow
Black & Blue (Savage Skulls Remix)
Of all the versions of “Black & Blue,” this one from Savage Skulls is the most concussive . You have to give it a few minutes though—the real mental, entrails-lasering part starts around 2:30.
Miike Snow - Black & Blue (Savage Skulls Remix)
Au Revoir Simone
Another Likely Story (Aeroplane Remix)
We were already drawn to the coffeepop sway of Au Revoir Simone’s original, but Aeroplane’s rework does ten better, snapping the songbirds off their chilly branch and blasting south in a stained-glass Maserati.
Au Revoir Simone - Another Likely Story (Aeroplane Remix)
Au Revoir Simone
The Bravery
The Spectator
The Bravery has kindly gone ahead and dropped yet another track from their upcoming album Stir The Blood. “The Spectator” is lush with angst, strangled melodies and the band’s nuanced strain of dark dance.
The Bravery - The Spectator
The Bravery MySpace The Bravery Web
Crystal Fighters
I Love London (In Flagranti Vintage Mix)
Crystal Fighters are Spanish, Kitsune-signed electro kids with party mantras like parasites. Here’s their new single, “I Love London,” which In Flagranti have sculpted into this particularly huge, chugging mass of arena-disco.
Crystal Fighters - I Love London (In Flagranti Vintage Mix)
Crystal Fighters
And then, you HAVE to check out this AWESOME blog called Otter-ly Awesome it’s BRILLIANT. My favourite is Emo Otter…..
Monday, November 16, 2009
RIP Jerry Fuchs
Last week the phenomenal drummer Jerry Fuchs passed away following an unfortunate accident where he fell down an elevator shaft at his home, truly a sad day indeed:
Juan MacLean will DJ a benefit show in memory and in tribute to friend, band mate and legendary drummer Jerry Fuchs, who passed away in an unfortunate accident in the early hours of November 8. The show will take place November 20 at San Francisco’s Mezzanine (444 Jessie Street). The show will also feature a DJ set with Parallels. A donation will be made to the Fuchs Family.
Jerry was a celebrated drummer, having recorded and toured with The Juan MacLean, Holy Ghost!, Maserati, !!! and Turing Machine. Born December 30, 1974 in Marietta, Georgia, he attended the University of Georgia and moved to New York in 1995, quickly becoming a beloved fixture on the city’s music scene. When not touring, Jerry worked as a graphic designer for publications like Chunklet and Entertainment Weekly. Juan MacLean describes Jerry as “the absolute best at what he did” and a “supportive and loyal friend.”
The Juan MacLean has released a video of the extended version of “Happy House,” featuring some of Jerry’s best work. Shot at the Double Door in Chicago on June 16 of this year, the song is a crowd and critic favorite, having been named one of Pitchfork’s 100 Best Tracks of 2008. At nearly 20 minutes long, the performance is a testament to Jerry’s talent and dedication to his craft.
TJM and DFA also just released "Happy House 2 x 12" with remixes by a wide range of dance music's all-stars: Chateau Flight, Paul Woolford, Will Saul & Mike Monday, and VHS Or Beta. Lazaro Casanova, an up-and-coming artist and DJ from Miami, who turned in the highest-rated remix of the last Juan Maclean single, has been invited back once again.
Some tributes for Jerry:
Juan MacLean
Jerry Fuchs was one of my best and most loyal friends. In other situations it might seem trite or misguided to mention someone's music career in light of such a tragic death, but the truth is that music was an integral part of our relationship. Jerry was with me from the beginning of The Juan MacLean. The band allowed us to travel the world doing something we loved more than anything, and we constantly reminded ourselves how lucky we were, pushing each other to appreciate the life we were living when things got tough.
It is not hyperbole to say that Jerry was the absolute best at what he did. He was a legendary drummer. Other drummers revered him and fans were astounded by his playing. He was always the best part of any band of his which he was a member. And in light of all that, he was relentlessly humble to the point of self-deprecation. He exuded qualities that are are rare in the circles he travelled. He was disarmingly sincere and valued honesty above all else.I have never played with anyone as great as Jerry. I would be hard pressed to name a more supportive and loyal friend. I hope his family finds some bit of solace in the fact that Jerry touched the lives of so many all across the world, as evidenced by the outpouring of support and condolences come flooding in.
Jonathan Galkin - DFA
Today was a really bad day, Jerry, and I could have used one of those big sweaty hugs you gave after a show, when you were genuinely excited and surprised to see me. “Galkin, what the fuck are YOU doing here?!”, you would exclaim, as if i didn’t ever attend the live shows from bands on my own label. You were truly one of a kind, and whether you knew it or not, people wanted to be in the same room as you, or near the same room as you, because maybe just maybe, some of that radiant joy and in-the-moment spirit you exuded would rub off on them. You didn’t take it all with you, because there are a lot of people today who are going to feel mighty responsible to carry and spread that joy with them for the rest of the time they have here. And who knows now how long that might be. You were a really good drummer, some might say the best we had, but you were a greater friend. I love you and miss you, Jerry.
Brian Long - Yes Know Management
Jerry cast an incredible glow on every situation he entered into. It was an honor to work with him. His drumming skills were truly a gift which he used to connect with many people. This is what musicians are put on earth to do. Jerry embodied this to the fullest. He will be missed but remembered with a smile and a laugh.
Juan MacLean will DJ a benefit show in memory and in tribute to friend, band mate and legendary drummer Jerry Fuchs, who passed away in an unfortunate accident in the early hours of November 8. The show will take place November 20 at San Francisco’s Mezzanine (444 Jessie Street). The show will also feature a DJ set with Parallels. A donation will be made to the Fuchs Family.
Jerry was a celebrated drummer, having recorded and toured with The Juan MacLean, Holy Ghost!, Maserati, !!! and Turing Machine. Born December 30, 1974 in Marietta, Georgia, he attended the University of Georgia and moved to New York in 1995, quickly becoming a beloved fixture on the city’s music scene. When not touring, Jerry worked as a graphic designer for publications like Chunklet and Entertainment Weekly. Juan MacLean describes Jerry as “the absolute best at what he did” and a “supportive and loyal friend.”
The Juan MacLean has released a video of the extended version of “Happy House,” featuring some of Jerry’s best work. Shot at the Double Door in Chicago on June 16 of this year, the song is a crowd and critic favorite, having been named one of Pitchfork’s 100 Best Tracks of 2008. At nearly 20 minutes long, the performance is a testament to Jerry’s talent and dedication to his craft.
TJM and DFA also just released "Happy House 2 x 12" with remixes by a wide range of dance music's all-stars: Chateau Flight, Paul Woolford, Will Saul & Mike Monday, and VHS Or Beta. Lazaro Casanova, an up-and-coming artist and DJ from Miami, who turned in the highest-rated remix of the last Juan Maclean single, has been invited back once again.
The Juan MacLean - Happy House (Live @ The Double Door) from The Belmont Sessions on Vimeo.
Some tributes for Jerry:
Juan MacLean
Jerry Fuchs was one of my best and most loyal friends. In other situations it might seem trite or misguided to mention someone's music career in light of such a tragic death, but the truth is that music was an integral part of our relationship. Jerry was with me from the beginning of The Juan MacLean. The band allowed us to travel the world doing something we loved more than anything, and we constantly reminded ourselves how lucky we were, pushing each other to appreciate the life we were living when things got tough.
It is not hyperbole to say that Jerry was the absolute best at what he did. He was a legendary drummer. Other drummers revered him and fans were astounded by his playing. He was always the best part of any band of his which he was a member. And in light of all that, he was relentlessly humble to the point of self-deprecation. He exuded qualities that are are rare in the circles he travelled. He was disarmingly sincere and valued honesty above all else.I have never played with anyone as great as Jerry. I would be hard pressed to name a more supportive and loyal friend. I hope his family finds some bit of solace in the fact that Jerry touched the lives of so many all across the world, as evidenced by the outpouring of support and condolences come flooding in.
Jonathan Galkin - DFA
Today was a really bad day, Jerry, and I could have used one of those big sweaty hugs you gave after a show, when you were genuinely excited and surprised to see me. “Galkin, what the fuck are YOU doing here?!”, you would exclaim, as if i didn’t ever attend the live shows from bands on my own label. You were truly one of a kind, and whether you knew it or not, people wanted to be in the same room as you, or near the same room as you, because maybe just maybe, some of that radiant joy and in-the-moment spirit you exuded would rub off on them. You didn’t take it all with you, because there are a lot of people today who are going to feel mighty responsible to carry and spread that joy with them for the rest of the time they have here. And who knows now how long that might be. You were a really good drummer, some might say the best we had, but you were a greater friend. I love you and miss you, Jerry.
Brian Long - Yes Know Management
Jerry cast an incredible glow on every situation he entered into. It was an honor to work with him. His drumming skills were truly a gift which he used to connect with many people. This is what musicians are put on earth to do. Jerry embodied this to the fullest. He will be missed but remembered with a smile and a laugh.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Homey the Clown, Idiotproof, Chew Lips, Holy Hail, a Peeved football fan and some amazing skillzz
FIRSTLY Homey the Clown!! HAHAHHAHAHAH
Then Jez was kind enough to send me this awesome mix:
Chew Lips – Seven (Labyrinth Jackals Remix)
They're also giving away one free album track a month up until their release of new album “Unicorn” in January 2010. So if you like what you hear here check out www.chewlips.co.uk for more.
More links:
Chew Lips Tweet
Chew Lips Web
Labyrinth Jackals Mon Espacio
Idiotproof
Gorilla (Zombie Disco Squad Re-Edit)
London’s Zombie Disco Squad kindly gifted us with an edit of Idiotproof’s recent single “Gorilla”—plump, fun-focused house.
Idiotproof - Gorilla (Zombie Disco Squad Re-Edit)
Zombie Disco Squad
Holy Hail
The Dying Party EP
Here is Holy Hail’s new EP, The Dying Party, its entirety, from the foggy clubsphere of “What’s It Like To Go Away” through till the elegiac party’s-over closer “Carry On.”
The band have been working closely with Education Through Music on the release, an organization that initiates music education programs in New York City and California. And since they're being pretty benevolent with this whole free record thing, maybe y’all could head over to the ETM website to donate some much needed and sure to be well-used clams?
Holy Hail - The Dying Party EP
THEN, I saw this letter online and HAD to post it, it’s hilarious, CLEARLY the guy is peeved with his team!!!
Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC
I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.
In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.
I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.
You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.
I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.
I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.
In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.
Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.
So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.
I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.
Yours sincerely
A very disillusioned Mariner
On the subject of football, check this out!!
COOL, well, it’s been an awful week, so hopefully everything will get better…love is hard
Then Jez was kind enough to send me this awesome mix:
Chew Lips – Seven (Labyrinth Jackals Remix)
They're also giving away one free album track a month up until their release of new album “Unicorn” in January 2010. So if you like what you hear here check out www.chewlips.co.uk for more.
More links:
Chew Lips Tweet
Chew Lips Web
Labyrinth Jackals Mon Espacio
Idiotproof
Gorilla (Zombie Disco Squad Re-Edit)
London’s Zombie Disco Squad kindly gifted us with an edit of Idiotproof’s recent single “Gorilla”—plump, fun-focused house.
Idiotproof - Gorilla (Zombie Disco Squad Re-Edit)
Zombie Disco Squad
Holy Hail
The Dying Party EP
Here is Holy Hail’s new EP, The Dying Party, its entirety, from the foggy clubsphere of “What’s It Like To Go Away” through till the elegiac party’s-over closer “Carry On.”
The band have been working closely with Education Through Music on the release, an organization that initiates music education programs in New York City and California. And since they're being pretty benevolent with this whole free record thing, maybe y’all could head over to the ETM website to donate some much needed and sure to be well-used clams?
Holy Hail - The Dying Party EP
THEN, I saw this letter online and HAD to post it, it’s hilarious, CLEARLY the guy is peeved with his team!!!
Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC
I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.
In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.
I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.
You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.
I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.
I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.
In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.
Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.
So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.
I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.
Yours sincerely
A very disillusioned Mariner
On the subject of football, check this out!!
COOL, well, it’s been an awful week, so hopefully everything will get better…love is hard
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