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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Who the FUCK is Vernon Koekemoer anyway?


Vernon Koekemoer
Who IS this elusive creature in his buffaloes? This much we DO know, he is from the FAR east. Last known and confirmed sighting was at H2O in Boksburg. Since then there have been fleeting sightings all over the world. Soon he will be hobnobbing with world leaders and trying to find a solution to the ban on steroid use and singlehandedly making cut off sleaves, tight shorts and buffaloes cool again. We all want to be like him, we all want a mullet like him and then of course there's THAT stare.... who is this man?

26 comments:

Miguel said...

I have no idea who he is.. I saw him at H2O but a dark feeling inside me says he's Chuck norris's Father/ Personal Trainer :D

Destrukto said...

HAHHAHAAHA, so you saw him in the FLESH??? lucky man, hahahhahaah. Yes, Chuck aint got NOTHING on the Vern

Anonymous said...

he puts the 'ou' back in H2O!!

Anonymous said...

I'v seen him at various drinking holes around Benoni, sporting the same kit. Does he own a mirror...?

Anonymous said...

I Have also seen him at the Virgin active, and if I've seen him maybe one of his mates might come across this blog, as there are a lot of emails going around. So be carefull cause he is quite a big cat and so are his mates.

Anonymous said...

Vernon walks where Chuck fears to tread... :)

Anonymous said...

I made a Facebook page for him. Now we can all be fans! Just search for him on Facebook: join the group while you are at it.

Brainiac said...

man oh man. i am starting to have nightmares about vernon koekemoer

Anonymous said...

Vernon rules !!! He rocks he will crush chuck with his little finger he must reach world wide fame .HE IS A LEGEND

duzbin said...

You know, I heard that Vernon Koekemoer was born on the back of a Hilux.

Anonymous said...

There is now also a Facebook application that you can install and have your fave vernpeg displayed on your Facebook profile :

http://apps.facebook.com/vernonkoekemoer/

Corné said...

Wanna know the man?

Visit: www.vernonkoekemoer.co.za

Mark said...

I want the koekmeister to break my nose

Anonymous said...

This man probably buys his girlfriend supplements for Valentines day... "Bou bokkie bou!"

Big fans from Durbs said...

When Vernon Koekemoer sneezes the nearest plane takes off automatically
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Vernon Koekemoer's fingerprint is used to brand cattle
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Vernon Koekemoer used his navel to recharge his cellphone
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we love him!

Anonymous said...

Hi to all the fuck up poeste, Vernon Koekemoer (Cassie) is a very nice person enjoying his live and living on the edge. So go and play with you're selfs.

Anonymous said...

It took me a month to discover this bloke, his news travelled 16 000kms, his photos/paintshops banners & ads.....

priceless....

Keep it up Saffas

Anonymous said...

The "Vern" carries a comb in his left sock, brushes his teeth with Hydrochloric acid and gargles with Chucks blood!!!!

This dude is mean!! Shit he even has a death ray that comes out his eyes!!!!

Riaan said...

Omg, i just saw the Vern on a Vodacom cellphone Ad on TV! Wth? He's really getting famous now!

Ziggy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnsDzu4yVDo

Veron on the Evolver Music Video

Ziggy said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnsDzu4yVDo

Vernon on the Evolver Music Video

Anonymous said...

Vernon trek nie ons girls se aandag nie meer nie hy is in elkgeval net n OU BRAKPANER. Ek dink nie hy het n inkomste nie en nou moet hy hom self belaglik maak om bekend te raak. Skrik wakker SEUN. Onthou jy die aand toe jou pruik afgeruk was by Rose Tulee. BAD BAD Looking

Anonymous said...

Hy fok julle almal vernon is die beste ding wat nog ooit met Brakpan gebeur het!! Vernon jy cool buddy!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ag vok almal van julle, vernon is fokol en beteken fokol,dis hoekom hy probeer aandag trek deur die pers.Ek ken hom persoonlik, maar moes altyd van sy girl af weggesteek word.Hoekom Vernie?

Anonymous said...

Ag vernie laat jou ma vir jou n ander hempie koop en as jy dit het dan laat weet dan sal ek die spieel koop.

Chrid said...

Check out Vernon Koekemoer's thoughts on the 2010 World Cup here: http://www.shine2010.co.za/wots.php?article_id=110