Thursday, March 13, 2008
Who the FUCK is Vernon Koekemoer anyway?
Who IS this elusive creature in his buffaloes? This much we DO know, he is from the FAR east. Last known and confirmed sighting was at H2O in Boksburg. Since then there have been fleeting sightings all over the world. Soon he will be hobnobbing with world leaders and trying to find a solution to the ban on steroid use and singlehandedly making cut off sleaves, tight shorts and buffaloes cool again. We all want to be like him, we all want a mullet like him and then of course there's THAT stare.... who is this man?