UNKLE, White Hills, Sick Boy, One EskimO, Aphex Twin, loos Cannons, Mamarazzi,Mobius Band, Miike Snow, Gorillaz, The Bundles, Foreign Born

UNKLE
Natural Selection (feat. The Black Angels)
Offered as a peek inside their forthcoming album, Where Did The Night Fall, “Natural Selection” sees UNKLE swapping drone blasts with Texan lid-flippers The Black Angels, sounding not unlike a chemically-aided descent into the labyrinthine nether regions of your brain.
UNKLE - Natural Selection (feat. The Black Angels)
UNKLE Web

White Hills
Dead
Apparently, in the middle of “Dead,” drummer Kid Millions, drops a drumstick. The band say the flub “ended up adding an new dimension to the song,” which is funny because we can’t hear it at all. Regardless, this is super heavy—almost trance-inducingly so—and you should download it to explore other possible dimensions.
White Hills – Dead
White Hills Mon Espacio

Foreign Born
Early Warnings (Rostam Batmanglij’s ‘Boys Like Us’ Remix)
LA’s Foreign Born gets a befitting balmy rinse courtesy of Vampire Weekend’s own Rostam Batmanglij, finally proving that California and outer space are one and the same. We’re breaking out the daiquiris and space paste, because this take on “Early Warnings” blasts the original’s smiling holiday escapism right into the moon.
Foreign Born - Early Warnings (Rostam Batmanglij’s ‘Boys Like Us’ Remix)
Foreign Born Blurg

The Bundles
Pirates Declare War
The Bundles are a supergroup for the low-brow indie set, anchored in the friendship of former Moldy Peach/Juno soundtracker Kimya Dawson and New York anti-folk luminary/comic book artist Jeffrey Lewis. “Pirates Declare War,” ruminates on Funyuns and Cheetos and sounds, unsurprisingly, like infantile basement punk.
The Bundles - Pirates Declare War
Mon Espacio y The Bundles

Gorillaz
Stylo (feat. Mos Def and Bobby Womack) (Chiddy Bang Remix)
Things we learn in this remix of Gorillaz’ comeback single: Chiddy Bang’s Chidera Anamege was small when he was a child, the Philadelphian rap duo don’t play free shows, “electric is the moon”. Could these apparently disparate phenomena be in any way connected? I don’t think anyone will ever really know.
Gorillaz - Stylo (feat. Mos Def and Bobby Womack) (Chiddy Bang Remix)
Gorillaz Web

Miike Snow
Silvia (Hook N Sling & Goodwill Remix)
You’re aware of Miike Snow’s predilection for remixes, so what makes this offering from Australians Hook N Sling and Goodwill distinct? It’s the first time we’ve heard them reimagined as fodder for fist-pumping mega DJs, the ones used to hammering hangar-sized Ibizan crowds with sweeping, build-up-endowed house music.
Miike Snow - Silvia (Hook N Sling & Remix)

Mobius Band - The Loving Sounds Of Static
El Espacio por Favor es dondo Mobius Band por favour (sic)

Hey peeps, check this out, new Mamarazzi track AND launch of their new vid on 5th of March at Glasslands, click on the link below and hook yourself up with some GANSTER times yo:
Mamarazzi Video Launch party
mamarazzi's "Gangster" Kool AD (Das Racist) Remix
Mamarazzi MySpandex

Thanks Melissa
Timbaland and Katy Perry – If we meet again (Loose Cannons Blame it on Rio Mix)
Loose Cannons Web

From Kinetika Records
Sick Boy – Hysteria (Homework Remix)

One Eskimo - Kandi

And s classic and VERY creepy video of awesomeness from Aphex Twin:


in fact, it IS the creepiest music video I have ever seen...brilliant

Is this the WORST song ever? I think so....dreadful

19 year old with over 100 convictions



WORST lyrics I have ever heard, bar none, this is the Avatar of the music world, truly a low point in recorded music history Ladies and Gentlemen I give you YOUNG MONEY – I CAN MAKE YOUR BEDROCK:

[Lloyd]
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Lil Wayne]
She Got That Good Good,
She Michael Jackson Bad,
I'm Attracted To Her, For Her Attractive Ass,
And Now We Murderers, Because We Kill Time,
I Knock Her Lights Out, And She Still Shine,
I Hate To See Her Go, But I Love To Watch Her Leave
But I Keep Her Running Back And Forth Like A Soccer Team,
Cold As A Winter Day,
Hot As A Summer's Eve,
Young Money Thieves,
Steal Your Love With Ease.

[Gudda Gudda]
I Like The Way You Walk, And If You Walking My Way,
I'm That Red Bull, Now Let's Fly Away,
Let's Buy A Place, With All Kind Of Space,
I Let You Be The Judge, N-N And I’m The Case,
I’m Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cauz She Know She Bad,
And I Got Her Nigga,
Grocery Bag.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Nicki Minaj]
Ok I Get It,
Let Me Think, I Guess It's My Turn,
Maybe It's Time To Put This Pussy On Ya Sideburns,
He Say I’m Bad, He Problly Right,
He Pressing Me Like Button Downs On A Friday Night (Ha-ha),
I'm So Pretty Like,
Me On My Pedal Bike,
He On My Low Scrunch,
He On My Echo Whites,
He Say Nicki Don't Stop You The Bestest,
And I Just Be Coming Off The Top As Bestest.

[Drake]
I Love Ya Sushi Roll, Hotter Than Wasabi,
I Race For Your Love,
Shake And Bake Ricky Bobby,
I'm At The W, But I Can't Meet You In The Lobby,
Girl I Gotta Watch My Back, Cauz I'm Not Just Anybody,
I Seen Em’ Stand In Line, Just To Get Beside Her,
I Let Her See The Aston, And Let The Rest Surprise Her,
That’s When We Disappear, You Need GPS To Find Her,
Oh That Was Your Girl?
I Thought I Recognized Her.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Tyga]
She Like Tanning,
I Like Staying In,
She Like Romancing,
I Like Rolling With Friends,
She Said I'm Caged In,
I Think Her Conscious Is,
She Watching That Oxygen,
I’m Watching ESPN,
But When That Show End,
She All On My Skin,
http://www.elyricsworld.com/bedrock_lyrics_young_money.html
Lotion,
Slow Emotion,
Roller Coasting,
Like Back Forth Hold It.....
She Pose Like It's For Posters,
And I Poke Like I'm Suppose To,
Take This Photo If You For Me,
She Said Don't You Ever Show This,
I'm To Loyal..,
And To Focused..,
To Be Losing..,
And Be Hopeless..,
When I Spoke This,
She Rejoiced It,
Said Your Word Get Me Open,
So I Closed It,
Where Your Clothes Is,
I'm Only Lovin’ For The Moment.

[Jae Millz]
Uh
She Ain't Got A Man,
But She's Not Alone,
Miss Independent,
Yea She Got Her Own,
Hey Gorgeous,
Uhmmm,
I Mean Flawless,
Well, That's What U R How I See It Is How I Call It Yea,
L-Look It How She Walk,
MMHMMM She Know She Bad,
Do-Do Your Thing Baby,
I Ain't Even Mad,
And I Ain't Even Fast,
Imma Stay A While,
Hold Ya Head Chris,
I-Imma Take Her Down.

[Lloyd]
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
(Lil Wayne)
Gudda Gudda,
T-Streetz
Mack Maine,
Jae Millz,
Tyga,
Drizzy Drake,
Nicki Minaj,
Hey Shanell,
(Young Lloyd)
OOO, It's YOUNG MULA BABY

I don’t even know WHERE to begin with this abortion of an excuse for lyrics and a song. Now, I am a big old school hip hop fan as well as some of the new guys such as J-5, E-LP, Atmosphere, as well as Gangstarr, Public Enemy, Disposable Heoroes of Hiphoprasy as well as many other really talented writers, there are a lot of underrated and brilliant writers out there spinning out tunes to pieces of poetry, Saul Williams, another great example, even Nas, but this printed above represents to me the polar opposite to a genre that can also infuriate as well as elucidate in equal measure. How this was given money to be recorded and some marketing exec deemed this good enough to be inflicted upon the world…..they should be shot….this is the worst bit of lyricism I have ever read, this represents all that is wrong with hip hop at the moment, mindless sexist arrogant self serving, boastful talentless. The delivery is laughable as well, an absolute low point in hip hop history! PLEASE Young Money, I am sure you have a mamma that loves you, and people around you that care about you, for your own safety, please stop making music forthwith this is absolutely the worst thing I have ever heard, REALLY please cease and desist from polluting our airwaves and ears. DREADFUL to the EXTREME!!! I’d rather have my eye poked out slowly with a blunt knife than listen to this!!!
It's a travesty that the music industry has allowed this to be thrust upon the great morass!!

Rubix, Peo De Pitte, BRMC, Magic Wands, Lady Late, RLKT Freddie

Dalai Lama grants Obama an audience a REAL Nobel Peace Prize winner meets the pretender in his big white office (I actually like Obama but really, a Nobel Peace Prize now???? Give him two terms in office before you make such a foolish decision, he hasn't done anything yet, if anything he has sent MORE troops in and thats ANTI-peace)

Thank you Kinetika:
Dirty Disco Youth: Stupid Sound (DRLKT FREDDIE remix)
Sick Boy: Poptrash (Drlkt Freddie Thrills 'Em Remix)
DRLKT Freddie Mixtape

Thanks Rubix, always a pleasure to get stuff from you:
Bart B-More - Romane (Rubix Gypsey Remix)

Some awesome DnB:

Lady Late live @ festival CDLN 2009
Uploaded by francois50300. - See the latest featured music videos.
Go listen to some awesome DnB madness
DJ Lady Late

Thanks to the lovely Melissa:
PEO DE PITTE
TELEPOPMUSIK - BREATHE - PEO DE PITTE REMIX by peodepitte

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Conscience Killer
With “Conscience Killer”, the trio fall back on the floorboard-rattling fuzz assault of their first two records, albeit with shades of the gospel-focused brilliance they found on 2005’s Howl. Basically, it’s classic B.R.M.C.—a retro-futurist blues canonball that will leave you completely blitzed and thoroughly converted.
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Conscience Killer


Magic Wands
Warrior (The xx Remix)
This remix for Magic Wands’ “Warrior”, has been lovingly endowed by the xx’ers with drums that sound like huge cardboard boxes being beaten with mops. Also kinda sounds like that new Sade single, which is awesome.
Magic Wands - Warrior (The xx Remix)
The Magic Wands Mon Espacio

Allright, weekend is upon us and I for one am a happy little bunny that I can sleep in tomorrow, not that I am sleeping mind you, sleep at 11pm, wake up at 2am, sometimes earlier, like last night..10:30pm, wake up 11:30pm, sleep again then up 00:15am, then again at 3am then couldn't get back to sleep......sigh.......
Anyhoo, hope you all have LOADSA fun and be safe and full of love and peace and have a mad assed time. I am going to see Johnny Foreigner tomorrow night after I have played at Gin in the afternoon...ALSO people, That Random Asian Shop Ke Ai in Greenside has some AWESOME new stock, and I mean AWESOME, loadsa DOMO, and POPOBE, and Super Mario, and LOADSA stuffies to make your Asian heart go...............
Till next week,
Peas
and carrots

Vitalic, Yeah! Woho!, Diogenes Club MixTape, Sharon Jones, Miike Snow, Wu-Tang Clan, Poirier

This is quite old but saw it yesterday, thanks Ren, had to share it



Also, The fantasti folks over at Too Many Sebastians did an awesome interview with Vitalic a while back, check it out HERE plus there's some cool MP3's for grabs

New Groove Armada Remix by Classixx
Groove Armada – Paper Romance (Classixx Remix)

Yeah! Woho! sent me this, its awesome wicked as well as a MixTape
Soulico feat. Rye Rye - Exotic On The Speaker (Yeah! Woho! Remix)

Yeah! Woho! - Promo Mix Feb 2010
Yeah! Woho! - Promo Mix Feb 2010

Tracklist:
01 Vyle - More Than Time (DJ Edjotronic Remix)
02 Edu K - Jumpin n Pumpin (Dubbel Dutch Remix)
03 Steed Lord - Who U Wit (Sharkslayer Riddim Mix)
04 Udachi - P-Funk Skank (B. Rich Remix)
05 Yeah! Woho! - Hit That Organ
06 Ladybox - Cookies Fly
07 Rusko - Woo Boost (Subskrpt Remix)
08 Kidda - Everything Bad Is Good For You (TLGB Remix)
09 Jackamo - Bassline Sound
10 Crookers - Royal T (Sticky K Remix)
11 The Loops Of Fury - Soap (Peo De Pitte Remix)
12 Barletta - Bass Live (Syntonics Mean Muggin' Gangsta Bass Remix)
13 Syntonics - Flip It Out (Instrumental)
14 DJ Q feat. MC Bonez - You Wot! (Subzero Remix)
15 Kingdom - Mind Reader feat. Shyvonne
16 Major Lazer - Keep It Goin' Louder (Diplo Remix)
17 Yeah! Woho! - I Wanna Love U
18 16bit - Fun House
19 Mobb Deep - Drop A Gem On 'Em (The Killabits Remix)
20 Marco Del Horno & Last Japan - Pilled Up Again (Tomb Crew Remix)
21 Doctor P - Sweet Shop
22 Soulico feat. Rye Rye - Exotic On The Speaker (Yeah! Woho! Remix)
Promo Mix Feb 2010


The Diogenes Club Mixtape
Tracklisting:
1. Black Kids - I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You (Twelves Remix) - Almost Gold
2. Van She - So High - Modular
3. the Diogenes Club - Tete - Urban Torque
4. Tesla Boy - Fire - Mullet Records
5. Lindstrom & Christabelle - Baby Don’t Stop - Smalltown Supersound
6. Pnau - Baby (Breakbot Remix) - Etcetc
7. Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You - Roule
8. BB & Q Band - Dreamer - Cooltempo
9. Dusty Kid - Nemur - Boxer Recordings
10. the Diogenes Club - Tie Ourselves Around - Urban Torque
11. Scope - Audio Tonic - Urban Torque
12. Midfield General - Disco Sirens - Skint Records
13. Yuksek - I Like To Play - Fiction Records
14. Barbara Mason - Another Man - Metronome
15. Tom Tom Club - Wordy Rappinghood - Island Records
16. the Diogenes Club - Early May - Urban Torque
17. Booka Shade - Sweet Lies - Get Physical
18. the Diogenes Club - Come Back to Us - Urban Torque
19. Junior Boys - Hazel - Domino
20. Friendly Fires - Paris (Aeroplane remix) - XL
21. Mario Bastinov - Caribbean Girl - (TDC Part 1) - Unknown
22. X-District - Color Correction - Playhouse
23. Zoot Woman - Automatic - Wall Of Sound
24. Zapp n Roger - So Ruff So Tuff - Lastrada Entertainment Co.
25. Lindstrom - The Magnificent - Smalltown Supersound
26. the Diogenes Club - Do You Know How To Feel It? – Urban Torque
27. Telefon Tel Aviv - My Week Beats Your Year - Hefty Records
28. Anoraak - Nightdrive With You - Endless Summer Recordings
29. Casio Social Club & XS Night - More Love - Mullet Records
30. Zoot Woman - Nobody Knows (Part 2) - Wall Of Sound
31. Sharon Brown - I Specialize In Love - Profile Records
32. Michael Mcdonald & James Ingram - Yah Mo Be There - Qwest Records
33. Lovebirds - Tuesday - Teardrop
34. BB & Q Band - Genie - ZYK
35. Midnight Star - Midas Touch - Solar
36. Eat More Cake - Red Sky - Urban Torque
37. Latryx - Lady Don’t Tek No - Solesides
38. Kool And The Gang - Fresh - Best Records
39. Aretha Franklin - Jump To It - Arista
40. Long Distance Analogue - Plecked Medium - Mullet
41. Toto - Africa - Columbia
42. Tom Browne - Brighter Tomorrow - Arista
43. Five Star - System Addict - RCA
44. Empire Of The Sun - Standing On The Shore - EMI
45. the Diogenes Club - Untitled - CDR
46. Art Of Noise - Moments In Love - ZTT
47. Radiohead - Talk Show Host - Parlophone
48. Mario Bastinov (TDC Part 2) - Caribbean Girl – Phonica
Wu-Tang Clan
Early Grave (feat. ODB & Bad Luck)
An album of rare and spruced up Wu-Tang material produced and arranged entirely by Mathematics and featuring vocals from all thirteen members is kind of like a big deal. Because really, songs like “Early Grave”, with an excavated verse from the late, great, totally inimitable O.D.B., don’t come around, well, ever.
Wu-Tang Clan - Early Grave (feat. ODB & Bad Luck)


Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings
I Learned The Hard Way
Why you would try to play Sharon Jones is beyond us. Like, have you never heard this woman sing? Do you not know that she rolls with the Dap Kings? Did you think you would not wind up the subject of a scornful—if totally “I’m over you and better for it”—song of hers? We’re both baffled at your stupidity and relishing the fruit it’s born.
Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings - I Learned The Hard Way
Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings

Miike Snow
Billie Holiday
Once more, the Swedish/American combo impossibly straddle the line between reflective and epic, massaging vocals with deep echo and sweeping in strings and synths to brush out the melancholy even further. It’s songs like these that render sub-genres meaningless.
Miike Snow - Billie Holiday

Wu-Tang Clan
Shake (prod. by Cool & Dre)
In a world of blipster collabos and positive vibes, only Game knows what’s really at the heart of hip-hop: beef. As a lyricist, he’s clashed against everyone from G-Unit to Suge Knight, and in the horn-heavy “Shake,” he’s spitting fire. He’s also laying pipe, smacking down, and hating on 50 Cent’s jiggling, protein-enhanced pecs.
Wu-Tang Clan - Shake (prod. by Cool & Dre)


Poirier
Kalima Shop Titi (feat. Boogat) (Lagartijeando Remix)
Since our Spanish is on the weak side, we have no idea what Boogat is actually saying over Poirier’s beat, which sounds like industrial reggaeton, but hopefully it involves more talk about ripping dudes’ hearts out because that is stuff we need to hear more about (in songs, not real life). It came out today with a refit by Lagartijeando, who made everything sound dirtier and scrunched-up and veritably awesome.
Poirier - Kalima Shop Titi (feat. Boogat) (Lagartijeando Remix)
Poirier Web Poirier MySpandex

Right, hope you enjoy, I have had my angry eyes on today, need a good nights sleep really, like that's ever going to happen!!! Methinks the third season tonight of Black Books, deity bless Dylan Moran!!! Maybe drinks somewhere, maybe gym....who knows.....have fun my pretties, I am off to hit stuff...

AVATAR: Second worst movie I have ever heard (the seeing part was stunning)

So, our largest ever rollover Lotto was won on Friday, it was the equivalent to US$11,5 million which is a huge amount of money in anyone’s books. Firstly, just putting it out there that I didn’t win it, naturally I am devastated, HOWEVER it was won by a deaf mute cleaner aged 51 years old from the Western Cape, how fucking cool is that??? Well done, my only question is how did he react? Did he write “FUCK YEAH” on a piece of paper?

NOW, yesterday, we went to see Avatar….now with ALL the hype and the fact that it is now the highest grossing movie in the history of the planet AND the fact that it took Mr. Cameron about 9000 years to complete and write out of the confines and strictures of Hollywood, I was expecting to be dazzled and to come away with the sense that I had seen a glimpse of the future.
Whilst visually stunning, this movie truly is a visual feast of incredible beauty and is truly something to behold, however, I am loath to say this but the script has to be the second worst script I have ever had the misfortune to sit through!! It has now bumped Before Sunrise (admittedly only because it was the most boring, pointless non-entity of a movie I have ever seen, I like to refer to it as a No-Pace Movie), as the second worst movie I have ever seen off its proud perch notoriously sitting pretty above the worst piece of moviemaking in history: BATTLEFIELD EARTH, John Revolting’s 9 million hour scientologist wank-fest pseudo claptrap bore-fest, truly a low-point in the history of humanity. (Oh, and a little side point to you Mr. Travolta and scientologists in general.....thank you for flying in your supplies of food and medical supplies and doctors etc, but FUCK YOU for taking four scintologist priests with you to further fuck up the lives of these poor people with your crap quasi-religion)

Well, why did I hate Avatar, you might ask?? The movie angered the crap out of me, how could someone have labored so long, spent so much money and create a visual masterpiece and then come up with the laziest, cliché ridden “American hero” dumbed down script ever committed to paper. I pity the trees that had to be destroyed to contain the ink that wrote that crap. The acting was terrible, not a believable performance anywhere to be seen, the most believable performance I saw the entire day was the guy who served me ice-cream and coffee before I went to see the movie, he was trying to convince me to give him my ticket so that he could see it in 3D, for that I would have received free coffee, in retrospect I should have caffeined-up instead, at least I would have had a buzz!!

Why oh why did there have to be a hero speech? Why did he crib storylines from elsewhere? The most common consensus is Pocahontas on a different planet, Ferngully has been mentioned, there's also Dances With Smurfs mentioned (thanks Dom, I LOL'ed).

The human relationships were handled shockingly, the hero is one second hated and reviled by Sigourney Weavers character (and I use that term loosely) and in the next scene without any background bonding etc they are like best of frends (forgive my Paris Hiltonism there, I think my brain is still trying to recover from being dumbed down). The editing in the movie was dreadful, now for someone trying to create a labour of love visual masterpiece, why steal so many idea from past. It was like watching a space aged Jurassic Park with visual ideas stolen from Hayao Miyazaki and countless other Manga slabs of awesomeness (naturally Hollywood gets most of their ideas from Japan and the East in general) with the storyline cribbed from the aforementioned (and superior) movies. ALSO, if you are going to spout new age hippie bullshit claptrap at least make it something with depth and back it up as well as develop it.

This movie was like watching two completely disparate movies in one, one was stunning (visually) and one left my brain in a brain-sludged stupor with all the terrible dialogue. The hero was useless, about as believable as Chemical (Comical) Ali claiming defiantly that they were defeating the Americans when it was obvious that they were closing in.

Favourite part of the movie? When the hero (Sam Worthington) shouts out “Oooooh Rarrrrr” on the back of the big dino-birdosaurus thingymabob (not)!! The countless chest-thumping hero (squirm inducing) speeches delivered without any feeling, ALSO WHEN Sam Worthington’s love rival for the chickypoo (whom, I am not sure if anyone noticed, her war paint was the South African flag, HAHAHHAHH) suddenly developed an American accent whilst flying around with a machine gun (or whatever) fighting the evil American Military). ALSO, Sigourney Sigourney Sigourney, WHAT were you thinking??? You are normally so good! And Giovanni Ribisi, you have done nothing to change my viewpoint on your inferior acting skills.

Clunkiest script I have ever heard, some of the worst acting I have ever seen. Really, a shocker of a movie, I for one will be happy if it doesn’t win any awards at all but then that is just wishful thinking. Go to wiki to read the “plot” and all about it and once again, I use the word Plot loosely.

This movie should come with an IQ Restriction, ie those with a higher than average, or even an average IQ should not be allowed to see it as it insults our intelligence and lowers your intelligence rating by a few points. It angered me because it felt like he was taking the piss….16 years in development REALLY Mr. Cameron, you could have come up with something FAR better than “Lets Boogie”! For that and the Oooooh Rarrrr moment you should be tarred and feathered!!!!!

PLEASE don’t make another movie sir, I hated Titanic and I think this is even worse……the only thing that I am thankful about Avatar though is that Celine fucking Dion didn’t do the soundtrack, I think I would have off’ed myself!

I could go on, but I won't...and whilst I am ranting, has anyone other than me also noticed how much Jarred Letto sounds like Enrique Iglesias?? No?? Yes?? In case you haven't worked it out, it's not a compliment......

Bubblegum Sci Fi remixes, Sick Boy, I'm Not A Band, Magnetic Fields, These Are Powers, The Secret Machines, Free Energy, Josh Winx, Benni Bennassi

On a somber tone, the world is mourning the death of Lee Alexander McQueen R.I.P.

SOOOOO, if you are one if the most famous gingers ever to walk the planet, and you are married to a superhot Dutch Model and you have your fourth child? What, pray tell do you call your son???
Ridiculous Celebrity Child Name Number 10 Bazillion and 1: Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis Becker
Nice It’s a Musical Ginger Egg…..

Bubblegum Sci Fi sent me these for your Derelicte pleasure:
Check out the brand new Bubblegum Sci Fi remix of "I'm In The House" by Steve Aoki like you've never heard before!
DOWNLOAD Steve Aoki – I’m in the House (Bubblegum Sci Fi Remix)

In case you slept on the previous remixes...

Check out the Bubblegum Sci Fi remix of "The Reeling" by Passion Pit
DOWNLOAD Passion Pit – The Reeling (Bubblegum Sci Fi Remix)
(Reached #1 on The Hype Machine's popular charts November 09)

Bubblegum Sci Fi remix of "Night By Night" by Chromeo
DOWNLOAD Chromeo – Night by Night (Bubblegum Sci Fi Remix)


Then, from Kinetika: Sick Boy - Hysteria! (Motor Mix) Promo

I’m Not a Band sent me this:
I'm not a Band - Black Horses Mediafire
I'm not a Band - Black Horses Soundcloud
Thanks Stephan. Jana of the band is preggers so they are busy auditioning temp peeps to take over from her until she returns sproglet in hand

The Magnetic Fields
The Book Of Love
“The Book Of Love” was one of the ballad-y high points for The Magnetic Fields’ 69 Love Songs—lead brain Stephen Merritt plucking away at his ukulele and baritoning through a rumination on love’s accepted history. In the hands of most, that would be totally boring. Here, it’s anything but.
The Magnetic Fields - The Book Of Love
The Magnetic Fields Web

These Are Powers
World Class Peoples
Nigh on six minutes of propellant drone havoc here from Brooklyn trio These Are Powers, sounding like they’ve crammed a gang of electric eels into the innards of a jackhammer and/or used a particle accelerator as an instrument for club music.
These Are Powers - World Class Peoples
These Are Powers Web

The Secret Machines
Terrible Light
The Secret Machines get mental in this new orchestral rock b-side, where frontman Brandon Curtis gives his most swinging metal-lite to date. In “Terrible Light,” the drums lumber down, the electric wails seep black, and by final boom of the prog-rock stomp, you’ll vow never, ever to let these guys use your basement.
The Secret Machines - Terrible Light
The Secret Machines Web

Free Energy
Dark Trance
“Dark Trance” is the ballad of Stuck On Nothing, Free Energy’s still-forthcoming debut LP. There are doubled guitar lines and lines like “Kid, the love we got / The light we’re on / Burns bright tonight / Come on”, which means this is ready-made for our younger siblings’ prom night necking and our general, constant desire to regress to those times.
Free Energy - Dark Trance
Free Energy Mon Espacio

Thought I'd leave you with some classic vids:

yeah!!!!

And then my fave version of this track, I still pull it out of my vinyl box to play, ALWAYS goes down a storm


K, thanks for checking it out. For those of you in Joburg tomorrow afternoon from around 2:30 or so, Myself and the Klassikist will be playing tearjerking heartbreak music for the emotionaly stunted of you out there with no warm body to get sweaty with on Commerci.....ooooops Valentines day! Well, we will be playing our music, loud and obnoxious et al just for you!!
Have fun, have happiness and and have love....I love you all (some more than others)

The Cloud I'm Under, Toob, Twizzle, Adam Green, Shy Child, Jacques Renault, Mux Mool, The Astroid Galaxy, Caribou, Spleen United, Spoek Mathambo

27 DAYS IN THE RUBBLE, STILL ALIVE
Umm, the kicking isn’t in your head…
Oh, and THIS woman is back, God help us all

She’s REAL special y’all HEY, I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE……lol….moron

Best quote I have seen all day: “i read this thread, you all can #### my nuts!! you bring no insight!!! i spit on your haircuts!!!” I mean, “I Spit on your haircuts” HAHHAHAHAHH, genius

The Cloud I’m Under sent me their new EP to share with you, it’s only because they love you….repeatedly:
It’s inspired by songs from the 80’s….woohoo:
Breathing (Right Click Save As)
Don’t Ever Come Back (Right Click Save As)
Safety First (Right Click Save As)
Running Out of Air (Right Click Save As)
Bleeps For Days (Right Click Save As)
Seeing Into The Past (Right Click Save As)
Always Wanting More Right Click Save As

Then this from Nile-On (thanks Jodie):


Skydiving (Dub Mix)
Twizzle - Skydiving (Dubstep Mix)

RCRD LBL:
Older stuff, from a week ago, haven’t had a chance to do them, so better late than never:

Adam Green
Castles And Tassels
For “Castles And Tassels,” Adam Green pairs a seemingly nonsensical, though thoroughly entertaining, narrative with boggy, mushrooming swamp-folk. If the Keebler elves threw house parties (tree parties?), this is what they would sound like.
Adam Green - Castles And Tassels
Adam Green MySpndex Adam Green Web


Shy Child
Disconnected (Ocelot Remix)
While Shy Child wait out the lead time for their new LP, Liquid Love, transatlantic beat partnership Ocelot affix their gaze on its new single, “Disconnected,” tastefully swapping crystallized chords for rolling, wormy arpeggios and a thicker, more mechanical backbone.
Shy Child - Disconnected (Ocelot Remix)
Shy Child Web

Chairlift - Evident Utensil (Jacques Renault Remix)
Jacques Renault Web

Mux Mool - Viking Funeral EP
The Astroids Galaxy – The Sun Aint Shining No More (33Hz Remix)

And last but not least, check this out:
AYOBA EP OUT! The ridiculously talented Spoek Mathambo’s new project, next week he is debuting it at the Alex Theatre, check out the Facebook Event

AND THEN, if you do not get the fantastic The Clash magazine, I would suggest that you do, PLUS you get an awesome monthly free bunch of music that you can download absolutely free, click on this link to register and then go and check out the music. I for one have discovered some amazing music through them.

Caribou - Odessa
Caribou Web

Spleen United - Suburbia (The Juan Maclean Remix)
Spleen United MySpandex
oh, one other thing, the fantastic peeps of Toob want you to have their awesome EP called Monkey Drummer, so ALL you have to do is go here sign up and you get the link sent to you, hey presto, it’s worth it, like L’Oreal. It’s only because they love you

WELL, phew, done....I will see what else transpires this week, if not I will be playing at Gin on sat afternoon from 4 till 9, shoud be fun

New stuff tomorrow (Massive Attack, Yeasayer Alan Wilkis Remix, Hot Chip, Heroes of Popular Wars) I lied, there's stuff today as well...

Music has been piling up in my inbox, I am procrastinating, yes, I know, but Ihave had a hectic few days: Was sitting at a bar on thursday, my fiend Aragorn walks past and says, "Hey Greg, my dj for my Balkanarky party on Friday night has pulled out, can you play?" "Why of Course Aragorn, I will".....naturaly I don't have any Balkan music, SOOOO, a day of downloading and searching ensued.....
Thursday night we pop into Kitcheners after drinking in first Greenside, then the fanTASTic Bowling club...walk in Andrew the DJ says..."Greg, my dj hasn't pitched, can you play?" "Why YES Andrew, of course I will", I go to my car and get my music and play acool set untill the actual DJ pitches.
Friday night comes, Greg storms it, gets the peeps jumping and screaming to my freshly d/loaded and new to me tracks at the Balkanarky party. An awesome time was had by all.
Saurday morning comes along, phone rings..it's Cavan, new owner of Gin "Greg, I know it's short notice but the response from last few weeks has been so phenomenal can you guys now play at Gin every Sat afternoon?" to whit, Response: "Why of COURSE Cavan, I would love to" so yes, played there.....thats not the end of it though, as on FRIDAY my good friend Dom reminded me of a drunken convo a week or so before stating that I would play at Kitcheners on Sat night before and after some band called Jozi Allstars...whom turned out to suck balls really, dreadful....nice people though....ANYHOO, the long and the short of it was that I played there as well after Gin, and rocked it out too, in fact peeps wanted me to play on instead of the band, hahahhaahahaha, at least their back-up dancers were entertaining. Some journo asked my details as he loved what I was doing and was REALLY surprised that I don't have a CD out......anyhoo, what comes with DJing is LOTS of free drinks...AND coupled together with the fact that I have for over a week not been taking my Anti - Depo pills (by choice, fuckem) I am feeling a bit fragile...naturaly, I was still able to go and play my weekly tennis match against my brother at 8am on sunday morning (25km drive from my home) AND tonight I am playing indoor football with my mates, AND spent a large part of yesterday afternoon into evening drinking lots again at an awesome Mexican restaurant and then again at the Bowling Club....I may just be superhuman afterall.
Well, another week up ahead, not sure what else will go on in my life, but rest assured that it WILL be random and it WILL be exciting.
Well, this diatribe serves to state as to why I am late with my blog and have been sitting on all the lovely music, but FEAR NOT,I will be posting all the lovely music for you tomorrow.....
In the mean time, have this: Massive Attack - Paradise Circus feat Hope Sandoval (Gui Borrato Mix) and of course I couldn't let you all go now without giving you THIS new nugget of awesomeness from Hot Chip called Take It In and of course there's more..like the insanely talented Alan Wilkis has sent me his wicked new remix of Yeasayer - Ambling Alp (Alan Wilkis Remix) AND Heroes of Popular Wars sent me this cool new vid of their new track "It's A Doozy"

NEW White Rose Movement, The Ropes, Krause, DJ Hell, Temper Trap, Dragonette, Yeasayer,Enzo Canale

You can win a DATE with Krause on Valentines Day NATURALLY it would help if you are in the Netherlands

DJ Hell - U Can Dance (feat Bryan Ferry) (Peter Kruder Edit)
DJ Hell MySpandex DJ Hell Web


Check them out at the Queen of Hoxton in London on the 18th Feb, should be awesome
White Rose Movement - Helsinki
White Rose Movement MySpandex White Rose Movement Web

The Temper Trap - Fader (Pivot Mix)
The Temper Trap MySpandex

Dragonette - Pick Up The Phone (Michael Di Francesco) Van She Mix)
Dragonette Web

Yeasayer - One
Yeasayer MySpandex

Royksopp – Vision One (Instrumental)

NEW EP from TheRopes, you remember the awesome Be My Gun? Well, they are BACK, YAAAAAY
The Ropes – A Lot You Can Learn In A Room
The Ropes – Civil Lanterns
The Ropes – Love is a Chain Store
The Ropes MySpandex The Ropes Web


Enzo Canale MIXTAPE, this is an awesome new dude from Gung-Ho Records, thanks Sean.
Tracklisting:
Cortney Tidwell - Watusii (Daphni mix)
Legowelt - Driving Through an Amiga Forest
Pan-Pot - Confronted Beyer & Dahlback mix)
Lucy - Downstairs
Voltaeric - I Sleep In Neverland (Marc Marzenit mix)
Enzo Canale - Voices
Burn the Negative - Tonight (10RAPID mix)
Kris Menace - Idiosyncrasy
Voltaeric - Sinu (Original mix)
Andre Winter - Trauma
Enzo Canale - Roentgen 1
Voltaeric - Sandman
Radio Slave - RJ (Original mix)
Applescal - In The Mirror
Enzo Canale - Gems and Ivory
Silver City - Pendulo (Pete Herbert edit)
Enzo Canale - Alameda
Roke Dj & David Del Olmo - Anxiety (Dubman F mix)
Enzo Canale - Concorde
Glenn Morrison - Laser Lights Of Blue

COOL, so we are now in the second month of 2010, the world cup is hurtling towards us at a viscious rate of knots. The Gods have been angry and have been throwing the most amount of rain on our heads than I ever thought possible. People are still elegantly falling apart, the pain hasn't stopped, for any of us!! Love is a hard place to be in currently. 20 years ago today FW De Klerk announced the unbanning of the ANC and all other banned groups and that NELSON MANDELA was to be freed, truly a great day in our history, we have come SOOOO far since then. Crime has quadruppled, etc etc etc, but its STILL a great country to live in!! Anyhoo, here's to love happiness, success, joy, peace and other stuff.....